Plastic bags & Windsorfication

Ok...it's not very often that someone manages to render me utterly speechless (even if it was only so I guffawed until I needed to pee!)

One of the newer members of the Royal Forum described Kate Middleton as a "diabolical creature. A plastic bag blowing through the streets has more personality".

And I for one agree....I've seen many plastic bags floating through the place and mark my words..they're fascinating. They have shape and form and are utterly wonderful, useful objects. Quite unlike the Middlearth monster....But it got me thinking..if Kate's not worthy of a plastic bag then what about her equally spoilt boyfriend?

I used have a huge thing for Willy but for at least the past year or so I haven't thought much about him. I know Harry may have something to do with that but I think there's other reasons behind my recent repulsion of Little Willy.

For the most part, Little Willy is a handsome chap but sometimes we get a flash of "Oh my friggin god....is that a horse or a human" when we see him....this is the process of Windsorfication.

Windsorfication is a terrible affliction. It's due to the centuries of inbreeding and to be honest..fugly people having sex.

This also damages whatever personality they may have....causing them to become self centred, spoilt, annally retentive people who date other self centred, spoilt and annally retentive people (yes I mean Kate).

For the most part Harry seems to have escaped this affliction...he does look slightly like his father, who is riddled with Windsorfiction and should be put down and his ears used as base-jumping parachutes...but his mothers good genes seem to have made him immune to the personality and behavioural symptoms his brother displays more often than not.

You see anyone can catch Windsorfication...Camilla got it a long time ago..this is what I feel is happening to Kate..plastic bag and all. Anyone can also be saved. So it's imperative that we do all in our power to help Middlearth before it's too late.

Harry isn't the only un-Windsorfied royal family member. Zara and Peter Phillips seem to be relatively unscathed...Both are quite normal looking people. Beatrice and Eugenie haven't been infected as yet..although looking at Prince Andrew over the years, there's not much hope for them.

Git it on...