Olympic nobs demand 3,000 chauffeur driven cars

You probably didn't think there were 3,000 Olympic nobs planning to come to the 2012 Olympic Games in London. But the IOC have demanded 3,000 chauffeur driven cars to drive them to the Olympic Games - and they are demanding that special nob lanes are set aside for them so that London traffic doesn't hold them up.

There are no hotels anywhere near the middle of nowhere that will be the venue for the games so the nobs will be driven from the west of London across the centre of London each day off the the eastern end of London snarling up the traffic in a City that will still be trying to work despite the efforts of those getting in its way.

The cars have to be provided because they are part of the secret IOC's contract with London.

Of course the 10,500 Olympic athletes will be allowed to use the nobs' cars - they will be have to wait for a bus - and they will be located near to the venue anyway so they won't get in the way.