バレーボールでギュっとなったら身長伸びるだろう!!


Wow! [A person flies down from the sky!] Hi, Sushi Ramen “Riku” here. Wow! Hi, Sushi Ramen Riku here. Well, now. Today, I’m going to … [Yeah!] Turn the switch on! [A volleyball pitching machine] This is a machine that pitches volleyballs at high speed. If you put a ball here … Come on! Eee! Aiiii! Aieee! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ow, that hurts! [Super Play] [He is injured] Aaah! Wait, wait, wait!!! [Today’s experiment] OK, I had this idea … If a lot of volleyballs are shot from a number of volleyball pitching machines at the same time, And I’m standing in the middle, I’ll be hit by a bunch of volleyballs that fly in from all directions. My body will be compressed from all directions at once. What do you think the direction of all that force will be? It must be directed upward. I think that the accumulation of upward force will make me become slightly taller. Therefore, I’ve prepared a measuring device that can determine the height of tall people like me. Now, I will try to determine how much my height can be extended. No, forget it! There isn’t any guy who is 3 meters tall! If I were 3 meters tall, I’d want to shrink, not get taller. [He is so annoying.] On the contrary, I’d want to shrink … Well, then. Before making myself taller, I’m going to measure my current height. Please, go ahead. [The Afro-haired Assistant] That hurts! [You hit me on the head and made a sound like a see-saw!] I didn’t say you could do that.] 160 centimeters … [I’m going to make it!!] In! [Excuse me for sticking this in!] [There’s a man who is unfailingly courteous!] In! Turn the switch on! [Groing!] (sound of the volleyball pitching machine) Well, that will be me in five minutes. Ok, so when it’s like this, pull this pin out … Whoooo! Aaaaiii! That looks very painful. [He is saying that like it’s some other person’s problem.] [Now, I’m done!] I’m scared!
It’s too scary! [Worse than I expected!] ① I ’m really scared!
Wait a second … Arrrgh!
Too bad! Who is the guy who thought up this stupid project? Compression … … so now am I a little taller? ② It’s me. It’s my fate to be the victim of volleyball shots. ③ Being in the middle, here, is impossible. [I hate myself – the guy that made this plan!] [④ Even in the middle of this dilemma, he doesn’t forget to give instructions to the cameraman.] Stand by me … Stand by me … Oh! Darling, Darling! … Stand by me — Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No. Stand by me! I’ll do it. I’ll do it. Please kick me (lightly) (just once) in the ass. ⑤ I said: Kick me lightly! [Let’s make me taller] I’m asking you to kindly cooperate with me on this experiment. Now I will step up to the height meter carefully and then measure carefully…  [① The preliminary check before attempting to extend my height] Yes, today I am tall. I realized after creating this system, That I do not want to do it one bit. The speed of the machines that shoot the balls is set to maximum. It looks like they are going to hurt me a lot! Being hit by a volleyball hurts more than you would expect. This device has a lot of disadvantages. In theory, I will be made taller. That’s why Riku doesn’t stop getting taller. In order to get taller … Turn this switch on! [Max Power] He’s moving weirdly. It hurts a whole heck of a lot. A concentrated attack. There is no escape. There is no escape from this force. The force that is building must surely be directed upward. Has he gotten any taller? [It looks like the truth is, “Far from it!”] Hey, Riku! Hey, Riku, please go and measure your height as soon as possible. Or, you will shrink again. Hey, Riku, please go and measure your height as soon as possible. Hey, Riku Hey, Riku, go within 1 second … It seemed like it was going to be a bit rough. How many centimeters taller has he gotten? That hurts! [I hate height measurement!] I’m hurting worse than ever. I’m hurting worse than ever. Are you serious? The result is a loss of 2 millimeters. Hey! Hey! [The result of this experiment was the opposite of the one predicted by the hypothesis.] OK, I want you to stop asking me to do everything without any warning whatsoever! It might make you taller. It’s scary …! Is this position okay? I’m too close to you, right? I’m too close to you. … because I’m really scared. No, I don’t want to. I’ll take some shots. Wow, wait, no, no, no, no! No, I don’t want to be hit. I’ll take some shots. Not all at the same time; Some shots were made at somewhat different times. Your staggered forward, so you got shot again. Wow! Ta Dah!

100 comments on “バレーボールでギュっとなったら身長伸びるだろう!!”

  1. [EmberG] says:

    Leon Kuwata would like to know your location 11037

  2. bun k says:

    どんな計算したのかっていうつっこみは考えてはいけない…

  3. sad cat says:

    It's the most intelligent stupid thing I've seen

  4. Tamaki Kishida says:

    5:50からの流れが好き 笑
    寝る前だったけど目覚めたし、声出して笑っちゃった 笑笑

  5. 絵桜 彩 says:

    実験と関係ないとこで怪我すなwww)'ω'(身長計のやつ)

  6. りう says:

    でけた!!のやつできたですよって言ってる人居そう()

  7. カイ。 says:

    ふと思った

    絶対りっくん彼女いるじゃん…

    ( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ㅿᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )フェェェ…

  8. くるみ says:

    2:22 これ絶対痛いよね

  9. once says:

    発想が天才

  10. FH1120 says:

    riku apakah tidak sakit?

  11. ᄎᄒᄌ says:

    可愛い。。🥰

  12. ナツキレム says:

    頭どつかれて身長縮んだ説w

  13. さっきー!!! says:

    2:20

  14. Alc funny says:

    1:40でちぎれるくらい笑った

  15. Logan Nagao says:

    絵が小学生

  16. 。T島 says:

    上半身じゃなくって下半身伸びて欲しいな〜

  17. Nurali ch says:

    そもそも人間をギュッとしちゃダメなんだよw

  18. あひる says:

    ただのドMマシン(((((((((((((

  19. 安部寛人 says:

    いいパーカーです

  20. くんたっ says:

    ちんこと十二指腸が伸びた

  21. bBA B says:

    언제나 잘보고잇어 형

  22. リヒアル says:

    アンタッチャブルの復活の次に今日おもしろかったわ

  23. Crazy Boys says:

    すしラーメン上の空論

  24. suny :p says:

    I am taller than you! Hahahahaha😂

  25. Crazy Boys says:

    すしラーメン理論だと
    中心から上下に向かって力が働くから
    上半身は伸びるが下半身は縮むよな。笑

  26. The Black Hood says:

    😂😂😂😂 Je suis mort ahah

  27. バルバトスルプスレクス says:

    いつもドMのリクの友人

  28. Autumn Foster says:

    (Hates measurements) 😂 poor dudes 🤣

  29. イプ says:

    身長計にとどめ刺されてて笑った

  30. 犯罪に手を染めたハムタロ says:

    肋何本か折れてそう

  31. 꿿꿽쉟뚪쀍쮍 says:

    위험해…

  32. HZ L says:

    真的太酷了!

  33. のむぴろ says:

    ドMっていうのはわかったw

  34. Natalie Perkins says:

    Riku truly lives up to "the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down" and I'm here for it

  35. ockoXgames says:

    Esses 2 mm e de galo kkkkk pq pela mor kkkkk

  36. カフェオレ says:

    頭2回ぶつけて2ミリ縮むか、

    5センチぐらい縮んで欲しかった。

  37. Andrea Sutinen says:

    thanks to riku and jenna marbles there are a lot of new ways to get taller, thanks guys

  38. Av R says:

    Im so worried for your internal organs

  39. allaenat ealayk says:

    I just love how idiot this dude can be

  40. さやぴぴ says:

    バカと天才は紙一重🌞(褒めてる)

  41. hoongjoong el mejor says:

    Ste men se quiere moriri

  42. Kyra Likes Food says:

    It didnt work because he didnt put his arms up 😂

  43. Sacred Volt says:

    1:08

  44. 修造山田 says:

    絵下手なのに何故か上手く見える( 'ω')

  45. macri227 says:

    los japoneses avanzando al paso de la luz no tengo prueba pero tampoco dudas

  46. animefolyfe says:

    Getting hit by volleyballs in all directions = grow taller…yeap definitely logical. 😂

  47. isi berríos says:

    no puedo creer que midas 1,60 😔 te ves súper alto en tus videos andnndnd

  48. Red_Pill says:

    Measuring guy be like:
    measures Riku
    accidentally cuts him in half

  49. Saka_7213 says:

    0:18 今どきクラッチスタートじゃないとは珍しい
    誤発進するかもしれないからクラッチは踏まなきゃダメよ♡(教習所のオッサン並感)

  50. M T says:

    毎回の動画に幾らかかってんだろう

  51. 十六夜愁 says:

    3:42でけた…料理…畳…不潔…洗った厨…うっ頭が

  52. Asa Yagami says:

    You should make a video.about increasing the population of jpn! Lets get to it. Make more babies!!!!

  53. 努力说话的猫 says:

    身長より足の方が伸びたいわー😇

  54. kesuke says:

    通知みて、どうゆうこと(`・ω・´)⁇
    ってなったけど見た後も…ww
    計算上って絶対計算してないしwそもそも衝撃逃げてるしww
    てか りくくんもっと身長あると思ってた(°▽°)

  55. ちょっと遊んでく?TV 〜笑いは世界を変える!〜 たぶん! says:

    これ絶対、身長伸びるやん

    子供の時に教えて欲しかった…

    学校の先生とか教えろよ!!
    こんな重要なこと教えへんと何教えてんねん💢💢

  56. Tsundere Chan says:

    Me in any Dodge ball game:
    5:09

  57. Siazong Vang says:

    I would of die in pain if did this

  58. Y u m i says:

    You now just watch haikyuu behind the scenes👍

  59. Britany Estrada says:

    Riku I want to be tall
    Jenna Marbles has entered the chat.

  60. Azad Yousef says:

    万能感あふれる「おれ様」。

  61. 如月実侑 says:

    ししおどしみたいな音鳴ったとこでめっちゃ笑った😂😂😂

  62. Azad Yousef says:

    まだ声変わりから完全に脱し切れてない感じね。

  63. A cube says:

    When he stepped in, It looked like he was gonna die.

  64. はる says:

    本当にたのしそう、、!
    本当に楽しい!おもしろい!ありがとうございます!!🥺🏅🙌

  65. ジェシカφ ジェシカφ says:

    ジャンプを何十回も毎日してたら伸びると聞いたことあるけど
    りく君は座高を伸ばしたいのかな(笑)

  66. チョコミント says:

    まじいつかノーベル賞受賞とか新しい発見しそう

  67. 카논 says:

    ししおどしみたいな音。笑…痛そう

  68. MAIK SOUND says:

    Jajaja estas bien loco hermanoo

  69. Ωhmα PlayMaker says:

    its going weirder and weirder and I love that xD

  70. ForestofRaisins says:

    This is what happens when you do drugs, watch an anime and think "that looks like a great idea!"

  71. 空の律者になりたい男 says:

    私はにほんじんです
    私は本当にあなたの動画が大好きです
    海内から応援してます!
    (翻訳機を使用していないのでおかしくなってないです)

  72. コメントだけでチャンネル登録者53万を目指すフリーザ says:

    ホーホッホッホッ!
    私も是非やりたいですねぇ。

  73. 2wenty 4our says:

    My prediction before watching this video:
    "He'll die"

  74. Nicolas Nicolas says:

    Inserte comentario en español aquí

  75. Simon King says:

    03:11 Oh my!

  76. Ayl-アイル- says:

    5:25 色んな意味で

  77. しゅん says:

    初っ端からイカれてるぜ(褒め言葉)

  78. Savior Tower says:

    This doesn't happen even in anime

    All kinds of other shit happens in anime

    You know you're a special kind of crazy if even anime thinks it's too ludicrous

  79. GRACELYN MCCLUSKEY says:

    あなたの 犬は元気 ですか (Wave)

  80. イビ says:

    え?シンカイさん?

  81. オーク .Cピンク says:

    本当に1.60ですか?とても短いです
    かわいいいい!!! :3

  82. 仮面ライダータイキ世界の破壊者にして時空の魔王 says:

    1:28
    ごめん

    下のバレーボールが
    アレにしか見えない…w

  83. さかもと says:

    4:02「俺なんだよなぁ。俺なんだよ。」
    りくくんかわいい。手まであげてる。

  84. Mastama says:

    そもそも当たったタイムング合わないから身長伸びるどころかただボコボコされるだけやん

  85. 仮面ライダータイキ世界の破壊者にして時空の魔王 says:

    5:41一定時間しか伸びないってわかってるならやる必要無くね?

    面白いからなんでもいいんだけどね

  86. Zochi says:

    160cm = 5’2” for anyone interested

  87. Brandon Lee says:

    🧠—>big🧠

  88. 長瀬誠 says:

    6:45
    「うおっ」「だっ」<パコーン!>
    お名前教えて欲しいし、りく君以外の検証で、今後も出演して欲しいです(笑)

  89. meo says:

    バカと天才は紙一重ってまさにこの人の為に作られた言葉だと思う

  90. Aqua 51830 says:

    Hearing him speak English made me so fucking happy 4:13

  91. Kyleカイル says:

    トラックまで買ったんか笑

  92. けんたー? says:

    プロってこれより
    速い球レシーブしてるんやな…
    改めてプロってすごいんやなって

  93. とらとら says:

    3mもあったら逆にモンスター‪w

  94. 上田龍翔 says:

    内臓がやられてないか不安だよ〜

  95. Un known says:

    アフロくん前もでてた?痩せた??

  96. Ketchup Norris says:

    1:12 ouch???!?

  97. 藤ノ木 says:

    今回ばかりは有り得んレベルの超理論だけど
    いつもの結果のせいでワンチャンあると思っちゃうわ

  98. Chu Piku says:

    Me and Riku are the same height

    But I'm a 13 yr old girl👁️👄👁️

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