Anthony Mackie’s First Time Smoking Weed Got Him Chased by a Moose


-Anthony Mackie! -♪♪ Oooh, yeah ♪♪
-♪♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ -Had to throw some
Jodeci in there. -I’ve missed you, dude.
I haven’t seen you — -Man, I miss you
like bad credit, bruh. -I mean, thank you. -That’s like seven years.
That’s a long time. -It is a long time.
-Long time. -We’ve known each other
a long time. Was it from the Late Night days? -Nope, so… No, we met at the fashion thing, at The Met.
-Oh, the Met Gala. -Yeah, the Met Gala, remember? I was there. I was invited by Anna Wintour.
-Yeah? And you were there,
and you ran up to me, and you look like you had
been wrestling with Rampage, ’cause your tux was,
like, bust open, and your jacket was wrinkled, and you were, like,
rolling on the floor. And I was like, “Hey, that’s —
that’s Jimmy Fallon!” [ Laughter ] -That’s probably why
I wasn’t invited back. -No, no. Never again. [ Laughter ]
-What was I doing? -And then…
this old dude comes over, and he goes, “Oh, my God.
Anthony Mackie, how are you?” And I’m like, “What’s up, dude?” He’s like, “I’m having
a party at my hotel room.” Why don’t you two come?”
And hes walks off. And I was like, “Who was that?” And you’re like,
“That’s Mick Jagger!” -Yeah. And then you and I, disheveled and having fun, walked around the corner
to Mick Jagger’s hotel room with about 30 other people, and we ate sushi till
like 7:00 in the morning. [ Laughter ] -[ As Mick Jagger ]
That’s right! You guys look like fun! Hey, Anthony Mackie.
You guys look like fun! Get Jimmy off the floor,
and let’s go! -That was exactly what he said. -Uh…today is April 20th. Also know as 4/20. Uh…does that — [ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes. -Does that mean anything
to you, at all? -Well, I only smoked weed
once in my life. And I got chased by a moose. So I never did it again. No, I was in Utah,
and I’m pretty sure I was… I was like the only
black dude in Utah. -Yeah, yeah.
Wait what? -I’m not going to say
the establishment I was at. But I was at this
film institute in Utah. And there was this girl
who had to be like the original Kardashian, ’cause she was like, pow-pow,
pow-pow-pow-pow, pow! And I was like, you just don’t
see women like that, that look like that,
those two things together. -A couple of pow-pows.
-Pow-pow, pow! You know what I mean?
Boi-i-ng! -Yeah. [ Laughs ]
-So I was like — My boy was like,
“Yo, she’s looking at you.” I was like, “All right.”
You know, I’m 22. I’m like, “All right.
Whatever, whatever.” So she comes over.
She introduces herself. And she’s like, “Are you
going to the party later? And I was like, “Yeah.
Of course. Yeah, of course.” So she’s like, “Cool.
I’ll see you there. I was like, “All right.” So, you know,
we’re at this thing, so it’s a gated community
on a mountain in the woods of Utah. No brothers there, right? -No, I understand that, yeah.
-None! -So, we walk around,
get our flashlights, walk around to the party,
and I see the girl. She’s sitting on the couch,
just like pow-pow, pow-pow! Boi-i-ing! So she goes, “Oh, Anthony, come over.” She’s sitting there. She takes a shoebox top, and she dumps out
some paraphernalia. And she takes a blunt.
She cuts it with — She never looks away.
She looks me in the eye. And she goes,
“So, how you doing?” I’m like, “Good.” She goes, “So, what
are you doing here? You working on a movie?” -[ Laughs ] -She’s a pro.
-I’m like, “Yeah, baby. All of us here
working on a movie.” She’s like, “That’s so great.
So what’s your movie called?” She rolls it out of her tongue, strikes a match, and drys it, all looking me in the eye, dead stare.
-Wow. -So I was like,
“Damn, Snoop Dogg.” Like…
[ Laughter ] Would you — -Wow. That is impressive. -Like, what are we doing
right now? ♪♪ I had the time of my life ♪♪ Right, So she lights it,
and she’s like… [ Inhales sharply ] …hit that. Being the resident brother,
I couldn’t say “no.” Like if she’s — If I say “no,” bro,
I’m letting everybody down. So, I’m like, “All right.
Gimme that.” And I ain’t ever done it before. So I’m like…
[Inhaling sharply] Like I’m giving myself shotguns.
I’m coughing. My eyes are watering. And, literally,
my brain’s freezing. And I ran across the party,
and I went to my friend. I’m like, “We have to go.
We have to go. There are people here that
are trying to get me. We have to go.” -My God, this is fantastic. -So, we all get together. And I get the girl.
I’m like, “We’re leaving now.” She says, “You want to go now?” I was like, “Now! Right now!” And she goes, “Okay!” So six of us, flashlights,
walking down the street. Beautiful girl. We’re touching,
holding, touching. She’s touching.
I’m blown out of my mind. And we’re walking down
the street. And I look in the woods,
and I see a baby horse. [ Light laughter ] And I go, “Yo, I’m a gentleman. I’ma go get that horse and put
this lady on that horse…” [ Laughter ] “…so she don’t have to walk.” I’m a gentleman, all right?
I’m a gentleman. -Oh, my God, how romantic.
-So, I go in the woods. I walk up to the horse,
and I’m like… Like, I got me a horse call,
’cause I grew up in the country. -You’re from New Orleans.
You have nothing — -Man, that’s the country, man.
Right? So the horse comes over to me.
-Yeah? -And I grab the horse,
and I hear, “Anthony, no!” I turn around, all I see
are six flashlights running down the mountain. And I’m like… and over the horse is a moose. And I realize the horse
wasn’t a horse. It was a baby moose. -And that’s… That’s mama. -That’s mama.
-[ Laughs ] [ Trumpet plays “Womp Womp” ]
-[ Laughs ] -Not happy.
-So I run across the street, and the moose starts
ramming the tree. And I’m behind the tree. Then the moose hit the baby
moose, run off. I’m on some “Blair Witch”
at this point. I’m holding my flashlight. I fall asleep under the tree. They run down, get the police
from the yurt. A yurt is a tent-style home
that you live in. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -So, the police
pick me up like a baby, bring me down to the Yurt.
-[ Chuckling ] Oh, my God. And he’s like,
“We need a police report.” -This is after you’ve had — -Yo, one hit! -So… And she smoked the whole thing,
and she’s good. -There’s a lesson right here.
-So the police go, “We need a description.” I’m like, “All right.
It was big and furry.” Now, he go,
“Big, furry. Antlers?” I’m like, “Yeah, with a baby.” He goes, “Was the nose gray?” Said, “Yeah! The nose was gray!” And he goes, “That’s Betsy. She’s been real aggressive
lately.” And I’m like,
“You know this chick?! ‘Cause she’s out there,
killing brothers right now!” -Dude, that is a lesson. That is one of the best… That is one of the best stories.
-And that was it. -And that was it.
One and done. -Never again.
-One and done. -Now I see it,
I’m calling the police. -That’s good. Well, I’m glad, you know,
because look at you now, man. Let’s talk about “Avengers.”
-Yes. -What is happening
in this “Avengers” film? -Oh, man.
-Can you say? -Oh, it’s tricky. So, there’s a dude
named “Thanos.” Right.
-Okay, yep. Thanos. Or “Thanoss,”
wherever you’re from. And Thanos gets mad
’cause we beat up his boy. So, he’s like, “Yo, I’m gonna
get the Infinity Stones, and I’ma come back
and show you what’s up. So Captain America call us, and like, “Yo, Thanos coming.
It’s about to get real.” I’ma need y’all to slide through
right quick so we can figure out
what’s going on. -That’s what
Captain America said? -That’s what
Captain America said. And all of us go… And all of us go, “No doubt.” So… -There was a rewrite.
-It was a rewrite. -The original script is not
the script you see. So we all skedaddle, go to Cap. Cap tell us what’s going down. We meet up with Thanos,
give him the business. -Uh-huh. And then that’s the end
of part three. -Okay.
-That’s the movie. -That’s it right there?
-That was it. That was it. That — Come on. What more do you want? [ Cheers and applause ] -I love you, man.

100 comments on “Anthony Mackie’s First Time Smoking Weed Got Him Chased by a Moose”

  1. Evo 8 is life says:

    One of the best first time getting high stories I’ve heard 😂😂

  2. Keila Blizzard says:

    It's one of the funniest stories that I ever heard!! XD love Anthony Mackie

  3. Lizy Cole says:

    Betsy: 1
    Mackie: 0

  4. Syretta Brinston says:

    Hilarious 😩😩😂😂

  5. Mercine McClain says:

    He knows how to draw you in when he tells a story.

  6. Benjamín Hormazabal says:

    Papa doc won this battle 😂

  7. Taylor Thompson says:

    “Damn Snoop Dogg” 😂

  8. Lola Green says:

    Bro I'm dead 😂

  9. Gabriel Banjo says:

    Sorry but this guys simply btec will Smith

  10. Dolores Lopez says:

    There's 420 dislikes

  11. Black dragon story says:

    I think people go to jimmys show just because he is so embarrassing as a person so they look so better.

  12. Rudy G says:

    His real name is Clarence

  13. Youtuber Editor says:

    I died watching this 😂

  14. Misha says:

    in conclusion don't smoke kids

  15. SuperSaiyan3985 says:

    Funniest guy in Hollywood. No question.

  16. Diesel Cat says:

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂⚰️

  17. Henry Le says:

    Is anyone really surprised?

  18. UndieBandit says:

    1:09 Man being a celebrity sounds like fun

  19. Sarah Ivey says:

    anthony mackie is a whole mood

  20. allenj360 says:

    Anthony mackie your still a fucking asshole no matter what

  21. Kasumi Angel says:

    This is the most hilarious interviews I've seen in my life. Can't believe I haven't watched any Anthony's interview before. He's such a comedian. Bless him and his stories.

  22. Bridget Hayes says:

    this is the funniest thing i have ever watched in my life what the fuck

  23. Omi Fabien says:

    Jimmy was definitely going in for a handshake .. that he did not get.

  24. Omi Fabien says:

    😂😂

  25. Tejay Jr. says:

    Love this man 👍🏾

  26. totally krossed out says:

    He looks like the 99 cent version of will smith

  27. danieldanix1 says:

    That is soooo funny, didn't know Anthony was that funny 😁✌

  28. Cam Oliver says:

    Jimmy gets so weird when anthony says brothers

  29. CheesecakeLasagna says:

    Jimmy always attracts the craziest stories.

  30. MaKenna Arnold says:

    0:06 was that supposed to be a handshake?

  31. Joy Wingate says:

    Everyone needs to watch this at-least once during their lifetime. 💁🏽‍♀️

  32. Toni Gwynn says:

    this was so chaotic I can’t-

  33. Alexandra Duffell says:

    Why does he sound so much like Luis from Ant-Man in this? 😅

  34. Valar Morghulis says:

    Captivating sorry 😂 … I want more

  35. Joed Bermas says:

    jimmy fallon is so boring as a host

  36. W C33 says:

    His real name is clarence

  37. Liverpool 6 times says:

    He just is a great guy imagine trying to take himself seriously

  38. Brianna H says:

    Best infinity war description🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  39. Lord Knight says:

    Told the hold movie without any spoilers.

  40. walmart health & safety says:

    Does anyone else think Jimmy is high in this

  41. Equal Equality says:

    you know they both are high, you can easily tell that they are XD.

  42. KDO 100 says:

    0:07 Jimmy was going for that hand shake

  43. Natalia Rocha says:

    Damn snoop dawg

  44. akbar zaka says:

    Halo Papa doc 😄

  45. Demetria Jones says:

    The community wouldn't have been disappointed if you said no Anthony lol

  46. Godly Child says:

    My face is literally hurting me from all this laughing and smiling! Wow!

  47. Stale driller says:

    Lmao this is one of the best interviews 😂😂 ever.

  48. Haddasa says:

    Love this dude!

  49. New Guy says:

    Southern hospitality at its best lmao shoutout to the NO

  50. Lauren Tomlinson says:

    mackie’s sound effects are everything

  51. Paige -Low Key- says:

    He pulled a Virgin Mary with that horse my god

  52. Paige -Low Key- says:

    I legit want to be Anthony Mackie

  53. Xiaoqing Lu says:

    Anthony Mackie is so funny Jesus Christ this is amazing.

  54. Wrk_In.Progress says:

    I’m on some Blair Witch at this point 😂💀

  55. Hannah Sophia says:

    He’s a natural entertainer

  56. Manda H says:

    This guy needs his own talk show he is so charismatic!

  57. SLR Edition says:

    Who was the “original Kardashian”??? Girl in the story?

  58. Michael LUIS says:

    "Damn snoopdog" hahah

  59. marvel-ous ifee says:

    the sound effects that come out of this mans mouth are inhuman

  60. IanKeith Is Back says:

    his real names Clarence

  61. Maleeya Mecham says:

    he is such a gentleman.

  62. Heroes Forever says:

    No kids, no weed for u.

  63. lique rhone says:

    Fake ass will Smith. Lol 😂😂 jkjk jk

  64. kristen elvis says:

    Title had me weak😭😭

  65. IamThatGuy says:

    Who gives a Fuck about the Avengers…I want to hear another story from him…What happened to that BaaDooomPaaa girl ?!

  66. Servant Of Jesus Christ says:

    I enjoyed every moment of this interview, Antony is so brilliant, he has so many similarities with Will Smith….

  67. Jango Fett says:

    I like him but I still think stan should've been captain america lol.

  68. Cj757599 says:

    Anthony? His real names Clarence?

  69. JakeUp53 says:

    He looks like falcon from iron America revolution ary war

  70. Di'Anna Baby says:

    What type of weed was he smoking 🤣

  71. Ari Rosado says:

    Anthony mackie would make Will Smith very proud

  72. Noah Moody says:

    That’s dope man I smoke weed in Utah every day and I’ve never been chased by a moose that shit would be terrifying

  73. Flo Alexander says:

    Jimmy seems very uncomfortable

  74. Aswaldo says:

    Jimmy fake asf

  75. Belle.Kitten says:

    Sounds like they were smoking something other than weed

  76. Tampa Beats says:

    0:07 Fallon played that missed handshake off like a pro

  77. F G says:

    This guy is a gangster? His real name is Clarence!!

  78. Atun Random says:

    7:23 just imagine Bearded Steve Rogers talking like that lmfao

  79. Atun Random says:

    Why do I have this feeling that Luis from Antman was inspired from Anthony?

  80. Guilshad Joseph says:

    He kinda looks and sounds like Will Smith

  81. Itz Chr0nos! says:

    0:07,it’s ok jimmy…

  82. Chuy Calderonn says:

    Damn lame how he ain’t dab him up😂

  83. OrincyWhyteDesigns says:

    Can’t believe I have never seen this full interview 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  84. Thando Ngema says:

    "So I was like, damn Snoop Dogg!" Killed me

  85. Kholo Mokolo says:

    That's mama 😀😀😀😀

  86. Sd🛠 says:

    We love you will smith!

  87. Justin Idk says:

    He has the same voice as will smith almost

  88. Katie Carmichael says:

    The best part is that…. no he’s not hallucinating

  89. kmwdancer97 says:

    This is one of the funniest stories i've ever heard hahaha

  90. Justin Brown says:

    He’s straight bullshitting.

  91. Hyaes Plloe says:

    1:24 he is identical to will smith

  92. Axel says:

    "Beat up his boy" lmao poor Loki🤣

  93. Servant Of Jesus Christ says:

    Damn Snoop Dog..

  94. Rich Young says:

    Never knew he had such a personality. Cool dude

  95. R.E.V says:

    You lokie look like will smith

  96. Ant says:

    Damn snoop dog 😂😂😂

  97. Mourad MEBARKI says:

    April 20 dosen't mean 4/20 it means The date of The Columbine Massacre

  98. Maria Acosta says:

    Best thing I watched all day😂😂

  99. sthrani atserhs says:

    Is he is the guy from 8 mile ! Can someone clear me out?

  100. FORC3OFX F3AR says:

    I thought this was from 2011

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