Donut Pizza: Pizza or Pastry? || Really Dough?

– It’s pizza, but a donut. – You all right? – Your jaw is on the floor. – I’m Scott, and I eat all kinds of pizza. – I’m Mark, and I’m a pizza purist. – So we’re hitting the road to taste the craziest concoctions
claiming to be pizza. – But are they really, though? – Hey. – Hey, how’s it going? – Good morning, I’ll take a large coffee. – Sure. – I’ll also take an apple bacon, and, uh. Is that a pepperoni donut? – Yeah, it’s our pepperoni pizza donut. – You know what? Let me get two of those. – Sure, I’ll bring it to you. – OK, great.
– Awesome. – Oh, hey, are you butt-dialing me? – Scott, where are you? – I’m at the hotel, I’m just getting up. – All right, listen. Get dressed and come meet me at PVDonuts. – GP donuts? – PVDonuts, P-V. Peter Victor. – PVDonuts, oh, I love donuts. Oh, we’re getting donuts for breakfast? – Yes, we’re having donuts for breakfast. – All right, can you get me a twinklefish sprinklefish donut? – Yeah, absolutely. – Can you get me, like,
do they have munchkins? Do they have like,
little baby donut holes? – Yeah, baby donut holes. Scott, listen, just get
dressed, get over here. I got something for you,
you gotta get over here. Hurry up. – Is it pizza? – When I walk into a pizzeria, I want that smell to punch me in the face. You should taste the town
that the pizza came from. Sauce, cheese. – I love Boston cream,
I love chocolate cream. – Scott, are you there? – Oh man, I’m so excited right now. I’m already, I’m already on my way. All right, bye, save me a seat. – Bye. Jesus. Scott. – What kind of donuts are we getting? – These are for later. I got you something special. – What did you get?
– Wait till you see it. Just sit and relax, they’re
gonna bring us something nice. – They are gonna bring us something nice? – Yes. – I’m so nervous right now. – Why? – You, are you punking me? – No, I’m not punking you. I got you something special. – Special?
– Yep. – A friendship donut. – Yes. – Where we break it
apart, we each eat half. – I don’t know about that. – That’s-a dough. – Right now, we’re gonna
start making the pizza donuts. I always wanted to make a savory donut. Just to make sure the air and
the oil get through the donut, we poke holes through the donuts. So once these are all set,
we stick ’em in the fryer. And we let them fry
for about four minutes. – Hip racing dog, OK. – Cool. – Um, no, no no no no no. What was that show, uh, “Catch That Pigeon.” What was the dog’s name? – I don’t know, I don’t
think that’s a real show. – Now we’re gonna sauce the donut. We’re gonna fill our filler
with our pizza sauce. So the pizza sauce that
we use is super heavy. Do a few pumps. There have been a few explosions
in the past with this. That’s not what you want. The next step, after we fill, we’ll start topping the cheese. We’re just having fun with it, and making personal pizzas for everybody. Once they’re on the tray,
we’ll stick ’em in the oven for about a minute, so the
cheese coats the donut. Three cheese blend, it’s more provolone, mozzarella, and smoked mozzarella. The more cheese, the better. Looks good, and now we’re
gonna put it back in the oven for about seven minutes. Make sure it gets really gooey and cheesy, and then we’ll top it with pepperoni. It makes it look pretty, I think that’s what’s most important. OK, and now we’re gonna stick it back in the oven for a few minutes. Now they’re done, I’m gonna plate ’em up, and hopefully they think it’s a pizza. – It’s-a me, Pizzaro! – What’s 50, what’s 40 down? – You know, you never saw that show? – I never saw it, it’s
hip racing, though, so. – Hey, guys! I’ve got your pizza donuts ready. – Oh boy. – You guys each get your own. – So what do you think? – A pizza donut is a thing? – We made it a thing. It’s pizza, but a donut. We actually started
doing it on Father’s Day. – You found this, and you called me? – He was equally as shocked as you are. – You all right? I love that you’re at a loss for words. You’re never at a loss for words. – I just, I love donuts, and I love pizza. So if it’s savory, does
it make it not a donut? – I think when people come
here and want a pizza donut, they’re coming here for
lunch, they’re coming here for the savory side, and
they’re getting a pizza. – But what if you did, like… I don’t know, fried
chicken all over the top, barbecue sauce on the inside. – That’s a really good idea. – Is it a donut? Or is
it not a donut anymore? – I think it’s a mixture of both. There’s a donut in there, but once you put all that stuff on it, like,
it’s up to the customer. – Just say thank you. – Thank you.
– Of course. I gotta get back to work. – Thank you, Lori.
– Thanks. – Come on, let’s eat. – OK, I want yours. – No no no no no no no. – That one’s better! – It has a lot more cheese on it. – Yeah, OK. Whoa, look at this! – Where do you start? I’m going in. – Here I come. I love when you eat this, the donut, like, disappears, it
dissolves, it’s so light. – It dissolves in your mouth.
– It’s so light. My God, this tastes bonkers. The sauce on the inside is like, exactly the tomato sauce of my childhood. – I like the burnt
cheese around the edges. This is really good. – This is crazy good. Is this like any other
pizza you’ve ever had? – No, I’ve never had a pizza donut before. – But to me it doesn’t
taste like pizza crust. To me, it tastes like a donut. – It’s a pizza donut. – Yeah, but is it a
donut or is it a pizza? – I’m a little confused right now. – Why? You said it’s gotta have
crust, sauce, and cheese. – You know me, I’m a purist. – So what parts of this are donut? – I guess the dough. – Yeah, and it has a
filling on the inside, which is not normal for pizzas. You said the smell has
to punch you in the face. I walked in here and I did
get a punch in the face. Mark? Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark. – Scott? – But from donuts, like, sweet donuts. – I mean, it’s obvious
this is not a pizzeria. It’s what, it’s a donut shop, right? It’s a donut shop. – Where do you think you are? – I always call them
donut houses, that’s what. – I get it, I get it. It’s a donut, it’s a donut. It’s got donut dough,
it’s not pizza dough. – I think I’m gonna have to
bend the rules on this one. – Why? – It has a dough base.
– OK. – It has sauce.
– It does. – Cheese on top. I’m calling it a pizza. – Whoa.
– Yep. I mean, you bite into
it, and it says pizza. – It’s up to the customer. – I mean…
– It’s up to the customer. – But this, just, to me,
this is a donut, right? It’s fried, and then after the fry– – Sauce, cheese, pizza. – Yeah. – Have you ever had a Hot Pocket? – Of course I’ve had
a Hot Pocket, come on. – Is it pizza? It’s dough, sauce, cheese. – It’s a calzone. – Is it really?
– Yeah. – Well, I’ve never had one. – You’ve never? This has been an amazing breakfast. – Right, not bad. – This has been our most
pleasant visit of any pizzeria. – I done did good. – You done did good. I think I wanna get another donut. I’m sorry, pizza, I
wanna get another pizza. Oh, Lori, you changed our lives. – Awesome.
– That was amazing. – Yay, I’m so happy you guys enjoyed it! – Yeah, really, really incredible. Do you actually have
any more pizza donuts? – We actually just sold out. – Oh, we’ll get some more
pizza in Connecticut. – Have a great day, guys. – Thanks so much, Lori.
– Bye! – Thank you.
– Bye-bye. – Weird guys. – That was amazing. – It was amazing, but we gotta go. – Where’s the truck? – It was right around here. I parked it right by the record store. We can go in, if you want. You wanna pick something up? – Record store? Yeah, let’s check it out. – What’s your favorite album?
– My favorite album? – You gotta show it to me. I’m actually surprised that you thought that the pizza donut was a pizza. – Why? – Just ’cause like, you like the thing that looks like the pizza
that you grew up with, like that you pick up and fold. It kinda reminded me of the pizza bagel that we had at Baz. Well, what would you call it? – A bagel. – You literally called it a pizza. – I know, I know. – So, no. Round and bready and sauce and cheese. – It kind of reminded me more of the fried pizza we had from Kesté. – Oh, good call. – It looks exactly like a pizza. – You wanted, uh, big
pieces, ’cause you got. – You walked in here with a pizza cutter? – Yeah, fried base,
sauce, and cheese on top. – That donut was so delicious, I just threw all the rules out the window. – I know. It’s a pizza, even though
it violates the rules. – I’m flipping. – You’re growing. – I’m a flipper. – You’re maturing before my eyes. – You’re getting me to
come out of the pizza box. I wish you would do the same. – Except we don’t, this is not about me. – I still can’t believe you invited me to have a donut pizza with you. – Why do you find that so hard to believe? – I just, uh. I dunno, I. You know, we’ve had a
little bit of turmoil in the friendship lately. I’m just glad everything’s erased now. I’m glad we’re on great terms. – Great terms, uh, I wouldn’t go that far. – We’re on, we’ve never been
better in our friendship. I mean, you called me, you
extended the olive branch. That’s just, to me, that’s, I can’t think of anything better. – OK, Scott, we’re friends again. I think you’ll appreciate this one. – How do you think,
you’re really the worst songs to sing in the car. – I’m not looking to sing. ♪ To the temple of love ♪ ♪ To the temple of my love ♪ – Stop. – You are no fun. – You’re messing up the song. – You’re no fun. – I’m not here to have
fun, I’m here to eat pizza. – Can you explain any of the imagery? – No. I think the guy was on acid
when he came up with this cover. – Acid?
– Yeah. – Thanks for watching this
episode of “Really Dough?” If you liked it, don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe. And don’t forget, we
got a ton more episodes, so you can go check them all out. Like last time, when I fed ya hot dogs, pizza hot dog, and French bread pizza. Triple threat. – Yeah, triple threat.
– Yeah? – Yeah, all right, well. – No no no no no. – Why can’t I eat up? – We’re done here. – We’re not done here, you’re done here. – Note to self, no more sugar for Scott. – I’m staying, you can come pick me up. Oh, too bad I’ve got the car key. – OK.

100 comments on “Donut Pizza: Pizza or Pastry? || Really Dough?”

  1. Thrillist says:

    Craving more?? Check out their last episode here:

  2. JosephJamesScott says:

    I like the name of the show, I like seeing all these crazy pizza concoctions, I like the discussions about pizza, seeing the people make the pizza, but what I don't like is the made up story and drama. I think the show would so much better if they lost that. The acting is not spectacular, not terrible, but I don't think it's adding anything to the show.

  3. Jeex Bit says:

    Lori is badass – great episode y'all!

  4. Chris Sandoval says:

    so confused right now

  5. Anh Le says:

    I love the animation/ editing in this!

  6. Florin Alexa says:

    the dogs name is Muttley!

  7. BrownBearBoxProductions says:

    How do you make a pizza without cooking or baking?

  8. Invision TM says:

    2:58 Muttley is the name

  9. Travis_with _a_ch says:

    Mark had the best character development change my mind

  10. Michael S says:

    Mark is so awesome.

  11. Tim Stevenson says:

    This must be end of the world

  12. Michael says:

    Oh my god, she looks exactly like this girl I used to date who later came out as a lesbian (like I didn't already know). Kayla B, I miss you!!!

  13. Donnie Carlson says:

    "that donut was so good i threw out the rules"

  14. ᴛᴏᴍᴍy ᴠᴇʀᴄᴇᴛᴛɪ says:

    Isn’t this more like a “berliner” pizza?

  15. franzb69 says:

    it's a ponut
    it's a dizza

  16. hypnotizeu says:

    that's not a pizza

  17. Tsuku Yaroman says:

    Alright, this think took this to a whole another level!!!

  18. Farah Adilla says:


  19. Raffaele Irlanda says:

    This time they switched sides… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  20. Raffaele Irlanda says:

    Steven Universe likes this video. 😀😎😘🤣🤣🤣

  21. Ardavan47 says:

    Mark…. you know that voice in your ear that say KILLLLL KILLLLLLLL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL maybe you should listen to it

  22. sasmit biswas says:

    This is my favorite show

  23. Smiley Bacon says:


  24. frankie lugo says:

    Cwistine spoiled it for a little but still wavy

  25. Wafficus says:

    Good to see that the Pizza Jew is back.

    Thanks for the episode.

  26. Kurian Mathew says:

    please don't use retro effects

  27. Brian Genthner says:

    I like the idea of the show but I just don't like you two

  28. Roaming With Alyssa says:

    I don't even want to admit how many times I've watched the video game-style segment where she's making the donuts. I love it :D. Super editing

  29. Brigadier Jones says:

    That guy with glasses is hella creepy what an awkward watch.

  30. Benjamin Cox says:

    “Condoms are useful.”
    But are they really dough?

  31. Kp Kp says:

    “are you butt dialing me” lol

  32. Kiranzart says:

    Cant wait for u guys to stop by at some pizza cone place..
    Its dough cheese and sauce 😕

  33. toasted chilly says:

    If you guys are reading this…bbq chicken doughnuts sound like a good idea…also…maybe buffalo chicken.

  34. X says:

    A donut is a circular piece of dough, sometimes with a hole in the middle, I see no reason while it has to be sweet, and cant be savoury

  35. Young FatCock says:

    PVD STANDUP #401

  36. Lisa Sims says:

    Mark is so fine!!!

  37. The Bear Jew says:

    Pv donuts is apparently the goat or so im told.

  38. Maian Lomp says:

    Mark has gone soft. He used to never call anything pizza and now a fucking DOUGHNUT is a pizza???? :((( 😳🥵

  39. Cindy Ly says:

    Next stop is Connecticut? My state! I am 100x more pumped for the next episode!!! Love this show!

  40. Altan Nagji says:

    someone give the editors of this show a raise idk how nobody's mentioned how amazing the editors are

  41. So Low Key says:

    Actually cried when Mawk called it a pizza no joke

  42. Simon Aldridge says:

    Lol Scott and Mark both were super critical of the Pizza Bagel they tried last year and now they say a Pizza Donut is pizza? What has the world come to!

  43. Samuel Rowland says:

    Isn’t a savory doughnut a bagel?

  44. TheEarlofManwhich says:

    Guys, Guys, come on now. Doughnuts/Donuts are just rings of dough that are fried, that's it, no further criteria. Flavor um however you wish sweet, savory, however.

  45. FfC - T_Hawk says:


  46. Orlando Aguilar says:

    It’s clearly pasty. Come on it’s super obvious.

  47. Diego Victoria says:

    Took me a while to realize this is an ad

  48. nickyboombots 1 says:

    yea lets take advice from a jew wit blonde hair wats pizza n wats not… good job vice

  49. Benjamin Taylor says:

    this show has gone on abit too long and is now shit

  50. anime music20 says:

    Who can make pewdiepie pizza

  51. flipflopsneeded says:

    Is tomato a fruit?

  52. Josh K says:

    What is the song at the end… who is the band?!

  53. Alexza Alamo says:

    Mark is so funny, lmao. I want him to be my uncle or grandpa or something.

  54. Sam Ski says:

    It so good, it could be on TV. Or at least that what folks said when I was young.

  55. TheENofficial says:

    Only watching cause the Lucali guy

  56. TheENofficial says:

    This is the definition of kitchen nightmares

  57. faheyfan1 says:

    I'd like a donut filled with char siu pork. A baonut.

  58. furself1 says:


  59. Drilla Boyz Ent. says:

    the owner is so pretty.

  60. Kebong Tumaliuan says:

    i love this weird guys

  61. Ace Money says:

    5:11– 5:20 Scott found his soul mate

  62. John Chase says:

    This guy is so annoying.

  63. John Chase says:

    It's a pizza doughnut fucktard.

  64. Robert Hutter says:

    Marry that woman!

  65. Bokchoy Buenvenida says:

    I love these videos lol

  66. Five Iron says:

    They're a full-blown couple. Kalista has two daddies now.

  67. Lithostheory says:

    This was filmed in a parallel universe.

  68. Jose Garcia says:

    It's not scott's face, it's his personality that's punch-able…:(

  69. TarePanda says:

    Mark got head from that chick.

  70. centigradz says:

    If Mark discovers something he thinks it is a pizza but if Scott does the same then it is not. Not fair.

  71. Dre :D says:

    They are switching rolls

    Marks becoming Scott
    And Scott’s becoming mark.

  72. RaidZeroHero says:

    Love the video game donut edit

  73. mcatun says:

    These guys remind me of the show the Odd Couple.

  74. TuxNewsit! says:

    That retro games video editing on this video made my day. Oh boy, nice job guys

  75. piero Vergara says:

    That character arc tho….

  76. WhiteA35 says:

    I wish I would have known they came to RI. They should have gone to Antonios on Thayer st.

  77. McGeezer Puffins says:

    Does no one realize this is a straight AD?

  78. McGeezer Puffins says:

    Anyways, this was a shit donut. I wish they made a puff donut and just filled it with sauce, cheese, and pep/sausage instead of a thin layer of bullshit and 3 peps on top.

  79. creepyguy says:

    Whoever dislike this video is crazy. I love this channel

  80. Royal Republican says:

    so if i do the same with a cake is it's a pizza now?

  81. happyyy go luck says:

    Put the cheese and pepperoni on at the same time cut the cook time in half lol

  82. Just ME Onlyme says:

    You done did good! Loved this episode!
    This is magic.

  83. Shannon O'brien says:

    I was so surprised he said it was a pizza


    What a goofy looking jew. Why are all jews goofy looking

  85. R- Sunday says:

    You broke him. 😂

  86. Reithierion says:

    no way that tastes good

  87. tedo7177 says:

    How the turn tables?

  88. TheIceCubes says:

    Now this pizzeria is gonna be famous

  89. that really updated my journal says:

    Mark has really come a long way … I remember when the pizza bagel wasn't a pizza because "a bagel is a bagel" and that didn't count as a dough base. Now he's bending the rules for donuts.

  90. Demetri Kakouri says:

    Do for the pizza pot pie

  91. PandaIsKawaii says:

    you know i think its pizza if it has dough cheese and sauce in it

  92. Kishan Visram says:

    Out of all the things they've tried, this ain't 🍕 it's fried man 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  93. CynicVash says:

    Roles reversed!!!!!! Lol

  94. P. A. says:

    How much sauce is she putting in?

  95. Ed Boersema says:

    Really Dough makes me happy.

  96. spooky electric says:

    It’s a donut calzone.

  97. Andreas agung says:


  98. Kyle and sam mc says:

    We ship Lori and Scott they are made for each other

  99. Mihai Craciun says:

    whoever edits these should get a raise

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