Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip


– FROM BIG MAMA’S & PAPA’S
PIZZERIA IN HOLLYWOOD, PLEASE WELCOME EDGAR,
EVERYBODY. [cheers and applause] HI, EDGAR. – HOW ARE YOU?
– GOOD. HAVE A SEAT. [cheers and applause] OH. SO FIRST OF ALL, THAT–WE WERE–WE REALLY–
WHEN WE HAD THIS IDEA OF GETTING PIZZA
FOR EVERYBODY, AND WE WERE TRYING TO FIND
SOMETHING CLOSE BY, AND THE PLACE THAT YOU– ACTUALLY, YOUR FAMILY OWNS
THE PLACE, RIGHT? – UH, ME AND MY BROTHER,
ACTUALLY. – YOU OWN THE PLACE.
– YEAH. – ALL RIGHT,
AND SO WE HAD YOU DELIVER, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
BRING THEM TO SOME PRODUCERS. WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU? – YEAH, THEY TOLD ME I’M GONNA
JUST DELIVER FOR WRITERS. – MM-HMM. – AND THEN WHEN I WAS THERE, THEY JUST TOLD ME,
“JUST WAIT HERE,” AND YOU CAME OUT. – YEAH. – YOU CAME OUT, AND YOU SAID,
“JUST FOLLOW– I’M GONNA LET YOU KNOW
WHEN TO FOLLOW ME,” AND THEN, LIKE,
“WHERE WE ARE GOING?” AND YOU SAID, “JUST FOLLOW ME.” AND I’M GOING,
AND I’M ON THE STAGE. I WAS– I WAS JUST SHOCKED, SO. [cheers and applause] – THAT WAS GREAT. YEAH, THIS IS–
WE HAD YOU BEHIND A DOOR, AND THEN YOU JUST ON AND SAID–
YOU GO, “HELLO.” [laughing] I MEAN, THAT MUST HAVE, LIKE,
FREAKED YOU OUT, RIGHT? – YEAH, I WAS SHOCKED. I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE
SOMETHING THIS– BUT IT WAS REALLY CRAZY. – AND WHO WAS YOU–I THINK
JULIA ROBERTS IS, LIKE, ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE– – YEAH, IT WAS–IT WAS–
SHE WAS MY– LIKE, WOMAN IN DREAMS. SO I WAS– [cheers and applause] I WAS ALWAYS WATCHING HER MOVIES
BACK IN MOSCOW. THE “PRETTY WOMAN.” – YEAH.
– AND SO YEAH. IT WAS SOMETHING CRAZY
TO ME TO JUST DELIVER FOR HER, YEAH. – AND YOU’RE HANDING
JULIA ROBERTS PIZZA. THAT’S SURREAL.
– YEAH. – RIGHT? AND SO YOU LEFT
BEFORE I GAVE YOU– I WANTED TO GET A TIP, AND I PASSED PHARRELL’S
HAT AROUND, AND I ENDED UP GETTING
ABOUT $600, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SO THAT’S THAT. [cheers and applause] HERE’S SOME MORE.
THERE’S $1,000. SO YOU’LL HAVE
A TOTAL OF $1,000 TIP. PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY, PLEASE. [cheers and applause]

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