FREAKY MOUTH PIZZA – JACK & DEAN


J: Ok, Dean! Where are we going? You know I don’t like to be outside! D: Well I’ve discovered something amazing, and you need to see it! J: Oh, is it pizza? J: Because you know pizza’s been around for a couple years. J: sorry D: There’s something you don’t know about me D: Something I can do, that no one else can J: Annoy me? D: I mean, anyone can do that! J: Yeah, just not the way you do it! D: Aw, thanks. J: Not a compliment! D: Do you want to know what I can do or not! J: Go ahead. *trumpet music plays* J: That was both the most beautiful and the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life D: Yep! J: What was that? D: I can create pizza. J: With your mouth? D: With my mouth D: Try it *Jack gagging* D: No, no, no, no! Try the pizza! D: Idiot J: No, thanks. I don’t want any of your freaky mouth pizza. D: How dare you! That’s authentic Italian! J: Authentic- It came out of you, I watched it happen! D: Yeah.. well.. I’m one sixteenth Italian… more than likely J: You’re from Nottingham! D: Well you haven’t complained about having it until now! J: What? J: So just how long have I been eating that nasty spit pizza? D: How long have we been doing pizza Fridays? J: Five years! D: That long! J: So every time we order pizza- D: I keep the money, vomit up a large pepperoni D: and you are none the wiser! J: That’s minging! That is- that’s assault! J: I’m pretty sure that as- J: What do you mean you’ve been keeping my money!? D: I’ve been working on a project D: It’s all going to a worthy cause. D: Check it out J: This is an application to name a star D: That’s not it! J: You’re going to call it Deanisdabest? D: That’s no right, that’s private! J: Da best? Was ‘the best’ taken? D: I’ve been working on this D: It’s a costume D: I’m going to become the hero pizza deserves. J: But not the one it needs right now! J: Sorry, aren’t you lactose intolerant? D: Yeah.. but it’s going out, not coming in! D: And besides, that’s my curse. I can make the worlds best pizza.. D: But I can’t eat it. J: How did this even happen! J: Were you bitted by a radioactive… Italian? *Dean gags* J: Oh, don’t do it without warning, when I’m talking to you. That’s rude! D: Well.. now you know D: You can’t reveal my secret abilities to anyone. J: Dean, you can’t hide something like this. J: You’ve got to tell someone J: Think of all the good you could do in the world! J: You could solve world hunger! J: PIZZA FOR AFRICA! D: No.. no, no Jack! D: If people find out about this- if it falls into the wrong hands D: Who knows what will happen! J: What? Who’s going to want you? J: Joes pizza? D: Now you see you joke, but Joes been poaching me for a while now D: If he finds- D: THERE HE IS! D: Yeah, that’s right Joe! You better run! D: You’ve been after me for years but if anything, I’ll catch you in the end! J: Dean.. I’ve got to say J: Your filthy gob pizza is the best pizza I’ve ever tasted. D: Think about what this means for my future though D: My kids could inherit this. J: You could start a family business! J: Listen! J: I’ll manage it, it will start out small J: There won’t be much profit at first but then.. we’ll expand! J: We’ll make an app! J: Before you know it there’ll be restaurants all over Britain! J: And then the world! J: Dean, because of the weird little thing you can do J: You and I J: Are going to be MILLIANARES! D: And I can wear my costume! J: Step right up! The best pizza you’ve ever tasted! J: Out of his mouth, into yours! J: He conjures it up, you swallow it down! J: You sir, what do you say? Person: Sounds rank! J: Was that a no? *Dean gags* *Loud trumpets* J: Hello! J: Groovey people of the internet J: How’s it going, my names Jack Howard D: And I’m Dean Dubbs J: We want to thank Pizza Express for funding that video J: They gave us the money to make it so cheers! D: yeah J: They make pizza D: Yeah they do! If you like pizza.. you should eat it J: Yeah.. I’ve eaten it and I can confirm that it’s pizza J: Kiran? *Kiran mumbles* J: Yeah, its nice innit J:If you want to see some more stuff we’ve done there’s a video for you.. here! J: You can click that J: No, no, no! D: Wrong way! *Laughing* J: You can click that and watch it J: Also they can subscribe.. Dean J: We’re going to use your face as a subscribe button D: Well.. I mean are they less likely to click? D: If its my face? J: Probably! So I think I’ve made a mistake D: What about all our faces J: All our faces! D: Click either! J: And also like! Why not? D: And.. um J; And favourite! D: And favourite J: Tell your mum D: Send us an email J: Where you going Kiran?

100 comments on “FREAKY MOUTH PIZZA – JACK & DEAN”

  1. Lemon Boi 69 says:

    Wait. Your from Nottingham!? So am I!

  2. spicywatermelon says:

    Is the pizza cold? Can he choose the flavor? If so can he also make pepperoni, sausage, anchovies, olivez, the worst thing to go on a pizza (pineapple.)

  3. JesterShipWreck Is_better_than_you says:

    #SupportDeanIsDaBest

  4. TheGamingSack says:

    So if he pukes…

  5. mascmitchell l says:

    You guys deserve so much more subscribers and views, your videos are both so entertaining and also incredibly funny

  6. Thisisanartthing says:

    HUUHHHHH IM IN NOTTINGHAM I LIVE IN NOTTINGHAM HES FROM NOTTINGHAM HUHHH YIKES

  7. the jumping imp says:

    My name is kieron and i thought someone called me😂

  8. Luke Banks says:

    If dean is lactosintolerant then why have they done pizza fridays for 5 years?

  9. Mini Gem says:

    Dean's from Nottingham??!

    I was born in a blessed place

  10. Vennesa Price says:

    Doc brown

  11. Ch0c0l4t3_P13 says:

    "that's minging! That's assult! I'm pretty sure that's ass- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING MY MONEY!" I'm deceased!

  12. SaraBLQ says:

    Full length movie please.

  13. SaraBLQ says:

    Ok but why were they outside.

  14. Robotguy39 says:

    That would’ve worked if they didn’t show that he vomited up.

  15. emo 7 says:

    I'm Italian then… PIZZA SPAGHETTI MAFIA MANDOLINO MAMMA MIA

  16. TheAlivededChannel says:

    SOMEONE TOUCHED MY SPAGHETT!

    Yeah, I'm italian

  17. Tate Winter says:

    WHO CAME UP WITH THIS

  18. Just Melod says:

    Dark knight reference 😂

  19. Martin Taylor says:

    Wait, wait, wait guys… you were doing pizza friday's five years while one of you can't even eat pizza?

  20. Alec Hampson says:

    Why would they be doing pizza fridays if Dean was lactose intolerant?

  21. Sebootio says:

    doggy

  22. Sebootio says:

    people == doggy pizza

  23. Sindicate god says:

    Wait what happen when dean (pizza boy) vomits is it normal vom or pizza toppings

  24. Manus_k40 says:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CWvbIkxg7U

  25. 123 Shh says:

    'Where are we going you know I don't like to be outside' seriously underrated

  26. 123 Shh says:

    Pizza for Africa

  27. blahblahblah says:

    3:47

  28. Ktfinns t says:

    DEAN IS THE MOST AODORABLE HUMAN IV EVER SEEB

  29. Le bloggherine says:

    W Italy

  30. krulen12 says:

    They litterally hired Doc Brown to slap a pizza in Jack's face xD

  31. Your Average Otaku says:

    "You know I don't like to be outside" Yeah same

  32. Armando Laterza says:

    Sono Italiano e purtroppo non vomito pizza…
    (Ammetto che è un'abilità molto interessante) u.u

  33. Amateur Menace says:

    Why would you market the ‘coming out of the mouth’ part?

  34. Sam Maxwell says:

    DEAN DOBBS IS FROM NOTTINGHAM??

  35. DeadLory says:

    I love The pizza: I'm italian
    Pizzapastamammamia

  36. Garr Wheezington says:

    If he kisses anyone, does his partner just end up with a pizza in their mouth???

  37. Singing Owl says:

    Rewatching these videos, still hilarious

  38. Veer Mudambi says:

    Why doesn’t he take lactaid pills?

  39. Stick Man Frank says:

    3:48

  40. Master Of Mlg says:

    🖕

  41. Joshua Colson says:

    The ending got me

  42. Official Icebergia says:

    Saturday Night Fever: The Original Movie Sound Jack

  43. JoeChristianVEVO says:

    Yay! I’m from Nottingham

  44. Nat Nat says:

    THEY GOT DOC BROWN TO CHUCK PIZZA IN THEIR FACE

  45. Sharon Grant says:

    How did I get here???

  46. shreya rana says:

    I got an advert for a pizza place before this video

  47. The reaper says:

    I’m from Nottingham I live there

  48. Crafty Queens says:

    3:46 Dean in the background! 😂😂

  49. SirGiraffeNeck says:

    is joes pizza played by eddie bowley?

  50. Giga Atom says:

    Why is doc brown in all of these

  51. Danny devito is my dad says:

    IM FROM NOTTINGHAM

  52. Nutca5e says:

    Waaaaaaaiiiiiitt, if he makes pizza his body is constantly making it. so if he does not make pizza for like months his body will try to get rid of the overload of pizza.

    We dont speak of that…

  53. R. Mills says:

    Just the last little pizza puke at the end makes me laugh each time

  54. Nebulas Sulfurac says:

    I do pizza Fridays

  55. Blue armadillo says:

    @hazel Hayes
    I see you.

    ;-;

  56. Phluffy Dragon says:

    I can't stop watching the pizza fall out of deans mouth at the end, I keep going back to it.

  57. Oliver-Rose Jones says:

    How is this 4 years old???? I still think of this as a new Jack and Dean sketch kms

  58. butter milk? says:

    0.15 iv been there

  59. butter milk? says:

    i ate at table be hind you

  60. Aethstetic Bxtch says:

    I feel honoured that I’ve grew up in the same place as dean
    #Nottingham
    cx

  61. dana egberts says:

    i liked that last bit:)

  62. Zap Craftihoof says:

    That was both the most beautiful and disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life
    It would've been better if it was a Freaky Mouth Burrito, now that would be awesome

  63. springtrap purpleguy says:

    Italiano radioattivo eh… Beh sarebbe un bel metodo per fare la pizza

  64. insultedbyproxy says:

    i definitely shouldn’t have watched this while eating pizza

  65. AbsoluteForehead says:

    1,000th

  66. Pretzel Time says:

    but imagine how cool that is.

  67. Matheus Tran says:

    I can kinda imagine Dean bird feeding people

  68. Hey Imjack says:

    2:08 if he cant eat it how does he know it the best

  69. ThornFlame says:

    if hes lactose intolerant than y the pizza fridays

  70. Aurora says:

    Jack in a suit is my religion

  71. Parker Sims says:

    Jake & Amir v2?

  72. Vokzel says:

    hi gamers can gh iget in amen

  73. what the frick says:

    That was both the most beautiful and disgusting thing I've ever seen

  74. Xavier Tyrkiel says:

    2:06

    I guide others to a treasure i myself cannot possess

  75. Ztufs says:

    Someone should tell Dean most white cheese doesn't acgually contain lactose

  76. Christian Sarnacchiaro says:

    Jack: PIZZA FOR AFRICA!
    Also Jack: WE'RE GONNA BE MILLIONARIES!
    Starving african children: sorry, am I a joke to you?

  77. Cheese Boi says:

    P I Z Z A F O R A F R I C A .

  78. Ella Belle is back says:

    I know the guy who dissed the pizza at the end. He is a friend of the family.

  79. evank.02 says:

    Was that Doc Brown at the end?

  80. Ice cream Sundae says:

    I can do that with mashed potatoes

  81. Sharki says:

    You cant hide this from somebody

    Mate he hid it from you for 5 years

  82. Nabihah Needs Jesus says:

    IT'S THE DUDE FROM 4 O'CLOCK CLUB SKSK

  83. Ella Belle is back says:

    Right, if dean is lactose intolerant, why did they start pizza Friday?

  84. Ella Belle is back says:

    Also, at 2:54 Jack is just eating a wrap with salad on top.

  85. Arjun Patel says:

    I lost it at 'your filthy gob pizza' 😆

  86. Abnormal Player says:

    Perfect, a pizza hut ad before the video

  87. Septic Gays says:

    Bitten by a radioactive Italian

  88. ZTaigen says:

    That was the most beautiful and disgusting thing I've seen in my life.

  89. Master Junky says:

    I'm italian 🍕🇮🇹

  90. Jesus Christ says:

    Marvel: infinity war was the best crossover event in history!

    Me: jack & dan ft: smosh, tomska

  91. Henry Cloutier says:

    that ending tho

  92. Jonathan Sauceda says:

    I'll bite

  93. Amaclittle says:

    Wait, who's Joe?

  94. Ells says:

    Aww love I watched back these videos after years there’s so many hidden celebs
    Hi a random doc brown cameo

  95. DominusGlitch says:

    I would like some

  96. OmniNullGaming says:

    We need a part 2.

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