Giant Human Chocolate Fountain


– Welcome to the internet, fam! (laughing) (upbeat music) – Chocolate might be one of
the greatest human achievements in history, therefore the next step in our evolution is, of
course, human chocolate. That’s why we’re gonna turn Link into a human chocolate fountain! – I’m not quite following the logic here. – Doesn’t matter, it’s time for the Human Chocolate Fountain Challenge. Link, before we get started,
do I have your consent to turn you into a human
chocolate fountain? – You have it. – Oh, wow, okay. Now, we have the chocolate
fountain, but we need a statue. That’s where you come in. – Take my glasses. Nothing like a good morph
suit in the morning. – Should be a face hole. Great. I gotta route this tube. – Oh! – Past your butt and all
the way down your leg. – Ooh, you going doing
the left leg I feel! – You want me to go down the right leg? – It doesn’t matter.
– Pick a leg! – Just as long as you don’t
go down the middle. (laughs) – Almost got it. – Did the hose breach? – Yes, we breached! – Pull it! – Now I’m gonna lock it in. – Goggles on. (laughing) – It kinda looks like I
may be pushing your eyes further back into your head, is it okay? You’re gonna have goggle marks for days. – Oh, it’s tight. – We’re gonna get you
to climb right up here, and step into the fountain, ready? – Roger, roger. – Take a step.
– Okay. – Now step right in the middle. – You already got some chocolate in there. Oh yeah! I’m a statue, get it? – You feel stable? – Am I decent? Is my fig leaf big enough? – First we gotta get the
whole fountain working, just get the motion and
the ocean going down here, so let’s turn that on. – Fondue it! Whoa! – Okay, nice, that’s real nice. – Whoa, oh, oh. – It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do. (laughs) – That’s called a bi-don’t. – We are going to activate the head. – Oh goodness! Is it raining in here or is it just me as a chocolate fountain? – Oh, wow. – Look at me, I’m David. Have you seen this one? – [Rhett] Oh, that’s real nice. Yeah. – I’m thinking. – I got a little chocolate on myself. Mmm. – This is amazing! This is freaking chocolate amazing! Oh, it’s a Twinkie, didn’t see that. – Do you want a Twinkie? (audience laughs) Let me get a little pineapple. – This is great for weddings. But you know what? This fountain actually has another feature that you haven’t yet experienced. Let’s turn that on. – What’s that noise? – Oh, you’re about to find out. (laughs) Yeah, Link. – Woo! Look at me dad! I made it! – Alright, I hate to ask you do it but can you pee into my mouth? – Take a knee, son. Nothing wrong with this! Welcome to the internet, fam! (laughs) I win the internet today or at least for the next two minutes. – I’ve never felt closer to you. (laughs) Well, there you have it, quite possibly one of humanity’s greatest and
most delicious achievements right here on this show and I have no regrets about it whatsoever. Stick around to see more
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42 comments on “Giant Human Chocolate Fountain”

  1. Luke Cavanaugh says:

    I can only imagine what their kids think when and if they watch this

  2. 481morda says:

    Ma’m 😂

  3. Alchemist says:

    This evokes some Jenna Marbles vibes and I love it.

  4. Tahlia says:

    Now children, here is an example of what goes on in two mature adults minds… 🙂

  5. Helgi Oskarsson says:

    Welcome to the Internet! hahaha the best thing ever!

  6. Lahoma Castile says:

    That was awesome!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  7. Potato Tube says:

    Human to turd in 60 seconds.

  8. Casey Cicero says:

    …. This feels NSFW…BTW, I'm watching this at work XD

  9. LitMonkey88 says:

    Was this demonitized

  10. Burger Brain Games says:

    I feel like I’ve seen this vid on another site before

  11. Brayict G says:

    oh my heavens

  12. vickivintage says:

    Laughing SO much, I’m crying 😂🤣😂🤣

  13. ahmed ahmed says:

    so funny

  14. Pin-Wu Yu says:

    this video itself definitely should be enclosed in our history for years to come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WELL DONE RHETT AND LINK

  15. cooper hale says:

    1:49 when you eat Taco Bell for breakfast lunch and dinner

  16. H H says:

    "take a knee, son" im YODELLING

  17. Sophie Miller says:

    such an inspirational dad. Lily, Lincoln and Lando must be so proud.

  18. Rose Fong says:

    Holy not foodsafe, Batman.

  19. Gavin says:

    3:45 this is the quality content I subscribed for

  20. Marshall R. says:

    how do i undo this

  21. Savi savvy says:

    by far the best video on the internet

  22. flaminq -Nat the Wolfchild- says:

    3:47 DeviantArt in a nutshell

  23. Graz G says:

    If anyone asks what Good Mythical Morning is, show them this

  24. Cecilia Cooper says:

    BEST SHOW EVER

  25. TheSillyPepper says:

    Ah, Japan is leaking…

  26. Ashley Rayford says:

    Ah a classic

  27. Töte den Wolf says:

    I cried (Tʖ̯T) not in a good way

  28. ExtremeGamer says:

    If YouTube rewind were good this would've been a part of it.

  29. xcarmen says:

    This is like a weird fanfic

  30. Cymric says:

    i’m so turned on

  31. Dennis Day says:

    I WANT TO DRAW A CAT FOR YOU

  32. Gary Wease says:

    Two guys one fountain

  33. Kosta Koffe says:

    3:34 well thats someones fetish

  34. Paul Bagnoli says:

    A budont lmao

  35. Nebulus Nebulus says:

    jajajajja.

  36. Alicia FireSpear says:

    this is why that gmm is my favourite YouTube channel.

  37. Alicia FireSpear says:

    petition for rhett and links parents to see this

  38. Vivoxy says:

    Why yall chocolate so watery

  39. Love Peace says:

    What is this

  40. K Y S says:

    3:42 I’ve seen that somewhere else

  41. Jon Snow says:

    Why is the “welcome to the internet fam” quote not a widespread meme right now 😂

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