How to Cook From Tokyo’s Vending Machines


Yeah, Japan!>>Yeah, Japan!>>Yeah, Japan!>>Yeah, Japan! [MUSIC]>>Mm. Hey guys.
My name is Ty Demura. I was born and
raised in Japan. I’m half-American,
half-Japanese, and I’m super shitfaced ,and
I’m super hungry as well. So I’m gonna go make a
banana milkshake with raw egg and natto over rice
with a little drizzle of soy sauce. We’re gonna get all
the food out of vending machines only,
because Japan is the vending machine
capital of the world. [MUSIC] All right, fuckers. We’re gonna get
some raw eggs. See how beautiful this
vending machine is? This is state-of-the-art, raw egg vending
machine action here. So just a little
explanation to this sign. It says, [FOREIGN]. Yesterday’s eggs
are not in here. So don’t worry cuz
they’re fresh eggs. They are 200 yen for
eight, which is 20 yen per egg, which is
really fucking cheap. I don’t have
a lot of money. And I spent it
all at the club. [SOUND] So
these are my eggs. Say hello to my eggs. So I got 10 eggs, but
only three of them will be eaten today, unless
that girl calls me back, and then we will have
two more eggs that are gonna get licked and
eaten. Yeah, that was
kind of gross. So this vending machine
is special because it’s got coffee, cafe au lait, orange juice,
apple juice, banana, strawberry,
and [FOREIGN]. This guy actually
looks like one of my best friends. So we’re gonna get
some Bulgarian yogurt, which probably isn’t from
Bulgaria but they just call it Bulgarian yogurt
to make it sound cool. [SOUND] Let’s
put this in. We’re gonna get some
banana juice, because banana juice and actual
bananas are always good. [MUSIC] All right, so I got my yogurt juice and
my banana drink, and we’re gonna go get some
more shit, so follow me. All right, so
I’m having a little trouble holding all this, all these ingredients,
but, oh, wait! Oh, shit,
that’s the Tenga shit! [SOUND] Oh!>>[LAUGH].
>>Fuck, I broke the eggs! [MUSIC] This is what happens
when you hold eggs and a whiskey bottle
in the same hand. Look at this shit. This is fucked up. It looks super gross. It looks like semen. All right, let’s get
some vanilla for the banana milkshake. This looks good. All right.
[MUSIC] All right, let’s get this shit
home before it melts. So this is natto, which
means fermented beans, and it smells like
your mom’s feet, and it looks like snot, but
it’s the best shit ever. I could eat
this every day, so I’m gonna get some to
mix with the raw egg, which is gonna
be amazing. I’m gonna buy number 13,
which is [FOREIGN] natto. I don’t know
what that means. [FOREIGN] means
hot sauce. And this is the only
place in Japan where you can buy natto through
a vending machine. And I know this because
I was born and raised in Tokyo, so let’s go make
some natto and raw egg. [MUSIC] Fuck. [SOUND] So
this is my kitchen. We got some ice cream,
we got some eggs. One is cracked, but I’m
going to throw that away. We got natto. We got some more, yogurt
drink and milk by my crotch because I couldn’t
hold everything. And we’ve got some rice
from earlier today and it looks delicious,
as you can see. The ice is in that
freezer that I had from before, add some bananas
that I bought yesterday and they are still good,
and here are the milk drinks that I got earlier
as well, banana milk, Bulgarian yogurt,
and Hokkaido milk. So we’re gonna mix
this all together. Oh, as well as the ice
cream that I stuck in my whiskey bottle, and
it’s about to melt but it’s still gonna
be awesome. So let me mix this up for
you. So we’re just gonna pour
a little bit of ice, cuz we don’t wanna fill
the whole thing up. I’m gonna start off with
a Bulgarian yogurt milk. I’m not using the exact
ingredients you need for banana milkshakes, but I’m just
freeballin’ it and I got this shit
lined up here. So I’m just gonna mix
it all together, and I know it’s gonna be
awesome because I’ve dreamt about this
my whole life. [SOUND]. Here’s some milk. I keep spilling
this shit, but it’s all good because my
house is a dump anyway. And here is the banana. Bananas are awesome
because they’re really healthy for you and
they taste good. They got a lot
of potassium. So this milkshake is
gonna be super bomb because I’m gonna be
super hung over tomorrow, and this is gonna
help somehow. And here is melted ice
cream that I got earlier, and this is gonna make
all the difference because it’s got sugar in
it and it’s gonna, oh, fuck, so this shit is
melted already, but it’s gonna still
taste good. Blend the shit up. [SOUND] All right, so the
banana milkshake is done, and we’re gonna move
on to the raw egg and natto that I was telling
you about earlier, which is gonna
taste really good. So here’s the natto
that I brought earlier. So this is what I was talking about when
it looks like snot. It looks like a bunch of huge boogers mixed
together with mucus. So this is [FOREIGN],
which is hot sauce. And normally, it doesn’t
come with natto, but we got the special kind, only cuz I know exactly
where to get it. So this is the perfect
late-night meal because you could find
these ingredients at any time of the day including
super late nights like tonight, and this is
where the magic happens. This is where fermented
soybeans turn into super-tasty natto. [SOUND] Smells so good. So here is the rice,
dry as hell, but it’s still gonna
be super good. So I’m just gonna
dump this right in to the bowl, and then this is when the raw
egg comes to play. Here’s the egg. [SOUND] These are my
nuts, and my nuts have just been busted on
top of the natto. So this is natto and
raw egg. And I’m gonna mix
this together. And this might look gross
to a lot of people, but this is one of my
favorite things to eat when I’m drunk and
lonely at night. This is my companion
in a lot of ways. And then we’re gonna
add some soy sauce. Soy sauce is
the magical sauce that makes everything better. I’m just gonna pour
a little bit, and that’s just about
the right amount. I’m gonna keep mixing it. So the raw egg
in the natto, in the soy sauce with
the rice is ready. The banana
milkshake is ready. So I’m about to
get my grub on. [MUSIC] [SOUND] Oh,
this is kinda weird. [MUSIC] [SOUND] Oh, it’s so
gross though. All right, so I’ve been
doing this thing acting like I knew what
I was doing. But this is the first
time I’ve put raw egg with natto on
a bowl of rice, and I thought it
would be awesome. But it’s actually
kind of gross, and I can’t eat it, I can’t
eat too much of it. So I’m gonna wash
this down with a banana milkshake that
I know will be awesome. So I’m just gonna put
this right here and let it sit, and
one of the hotties that I saw earlier today
can eat it. Oh! That’s what happens
when you get drunk and try to make banana
milkshakes. You forget that
you’re supposed to pour the blender
into the cup. It’s still good though. Dude, this is gonna
like ruin me. And on that note,
banana milkshakes suck. Raw egg with natto on top of rice with soy
sauce sucks, as well. I’m never gonna do
this ever again. Fuck you guys.

100 comments on “How to Cook From Tokyo’s Vending Machines”

  1. UpHillChris51 says:

    They need a update on this guy ..

  2. Suleiman Abutu says:

    😂😂😂

  3. Avivamae says:

    When he started to spin the blender I immediately knew what was coming 🤦

  4. Joshua says:

    I felt like I just watched final destination all over 🤦‍♂️

  5. Kush Smoke says:

    This fuckin guy

  6. Ian Krueger says:

    Him: smells like you mom's feet

    Also him: mmmm smells so gooood

  7. Ellie Sharma says:

    Omg looks more like food that would make you 🤢 instead of hangover food could of just simply made ramen 🍜 lol epic fail on everything but great effort 🤣

  8. Leo says:

    Nice Tipps GJ

  9. No Name says:

    Don't want to be rude but you are the stereotypical piece of shit person old people cringe at.

  10. Dominus Ghaul says:

    It was all funny and entertaining. But then it's so unsatisfying at the end because the shit he makes sucks, even according to him, and he can't even manage to open a fucking blender properly. This was just about the textbook definition of a waste of time.

  11. Chloe Hicks says:

    I think I love him

  12. David Hues says:

    And 5 years later the legend gets another shot.

  13. Gustav Dissing-Immerkær says:

    "So I got my yogurt juice…"

  14. Francisco Gomez says:

    Take this shit down! Waste!

  15. Feng Zheng says:

    Came back to watch him after his new video

  16. Atomic Fart says:

    This mans life is falling apart

  17. Dj says:

    0:42 Perfect intro! 👏😌

  18. Omar Khatib says:

    I’m fucking dead at this

  19. clumsyTuber says:

    This guy is a LEGEND !!!

  20. Sheer Tan says:

    Check out his new vid eating best drunk food in Japan! Lmao I had to come back to the OG this fool has me rollin in laughter

  21. claymore says:

    Why so many dislikes

  22. Grant Hubbard says:

    Poor feller i remember my first beer 🍻

  23. Recap Jack says:

    Maybe would have tasted better if you didn’t bust a nut on that nato

  24. Carmen Rodriguez says:

    What are you think of eating not roll eggs.. You so stupid. .lol

  25. WannaBeeHomesteader Alisha Ruatara says:

    Omfg😂😂😂😂
    Moments like these when you need a slapper – HALLOWEEN🤣🤣

  26. Santiago Diaz says:

    Your a fucking idiot! Why would you make a video drunk? Did you want to make the video informative or interesting? What a wasted opportunity just saying.

  27. Jack Atkinson says:

    drunk sitting here thinking that this dude has multiple pockets he isn't using to hold his shit

  28. Jack Hedges says:

    this i like

  29. Disciple0fMetal says:

    The beans actually don't look that bad. Or Maybe I'm just hungry 🤔

  30. YoSlicked_NanBeats * says:

    Y’all so mean to the dude bruh 🤣🤣🤣

  31. AzÁgonya says:

    How is he still alive

  32. Dominic Hernandez says:

    This guy is frickin idiot lol

  33. gary wong says:

    shittt 1:44 now we know he must be referring to Halloween, one of his best friends that looks like Anpanman!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgq_ogeCmo

  34. kevin tran says:

    How the hell does this have 30k dislikes

  35. HeWasntReady says:

    5 years later and the natto eating, banana milkshake dropping, complete cluts of an amazing dude makes a reappearance!

  36. Nelson Fernandes says:

    Does this dude have a channel?

  37. Fluffy Beast says:

    How not to

  38. Bryan Liang says:

    I don't think this man knows pockets exist

  39. Ray Rodriguez says:

    This guy cant handle being a professional…hes an alcohaulic…yall should fire him

  40. Camilo Carrillo says:

    thats a sad plant lol this guy is fun

  41. darkside says:

    this guy needs a camera on him every time he gets drunk, shit was funny as hell

  42. Abbas Ali says:

    Who else preferred this video over the new one?

  43. Fahim Ar-Rashid says:

    why so many dislikes???????????

  44. ben man says:

    This guy life is a mess

  45. Danjacytes says:

    How do we find his new video?

  46. ki(ng) says:

    here from the recent munchies video featuring this guy. MUNCHIES, WE NEED MORE.

  47. Egeis xis wobniar Rainbow six siege says:

    Ahh nibble is the first thing i heard

  48. lettlo celious says:

    Shouldve heated the 🍚

  49. Saif Nazrul says:

    How, NOT to Cook From Tokyo's Vending Machines

  50. Saif Nazrul says:

    How, NOT to Cook From Tokyo's Vending Machines

  51. Kasu kasu says:

    This is the kinda shit I do when I'm drunk. I love this.

  52. son sonbeo says:

    Ty Demura – vending machine expert

  53. P2floyd says:

    The rice is supposed to be hot dumbass.

  54. Andy Lu says:

    I remember watching this last year and just feeling weird for some reason, after watching it again i realize i just feel sad after watching this dudes apartment and the mess he makes

  55. emoto sakurao says:

    Guess whose back

  56. rhys xx says:

    he made this out to be like the best vending machine recipe ever ,i was so hyped and then it went to shit lolll but it made the video better

  57. Sky_stider223 says:

    Drunk food is always gross looking in any country
    Lol but tastes awesome when your drunk…sober eatting drink food doesn't work…lol

  58. Patrick Libunao says:

    should have kept filming wen he woke up lmao

  59. Gio Carlo says:

    Is the best friend he's referring to, that looks like Anpanman (1:43) , the same guy in the new video? Halloween?

  60. Pablo Hernandez says:

    i watch this at least once a month

  61. Ben Asslick says:

    I bet he woke up to that mess and was like wtf?! Love this dude. He needs more episodes!

  62. enter a name here says:

    Don’t they have hookers by vending machine? Or did I see that in a movie

  63. MIDNIGHT EYE says:

    Did anything go right in this video?

  64. Chino Galvez says:

    the best content, made me subscribe

  65. Gene McBryde says:

    This guy has some legit big dick energy and I wanna sit on his face

  66. Moon SKeetz says:

    Deadass fucked up like that plant in the kitchen

  67. PurpleKush-17- says:

    Sickest thing I've ever seen

  68. oh yeah yeah yeah says:

    Prolly this is not even japanese

  69. 335IBIMMERBOY Vlogs says:

    😂😂😂

  70. Jack GoldHang says:

    If you let all people from Japan to vote you to leave their country i believe all Japanese will vote "yes, please" i cant believe that he is born and raise in Tokyo with that stinking behavior.

  71. CaptainMonkeyTV says:

    Could you have picked a bigger loser to do this video.

  72. IELTS TOEFL GMAT GRE Coach says:

    disgusting as hell

  73. alnion 454 says:

    When he said rice is dry as hell I laughed so hard my family had to wake up

  74. alnion 454 says:

    Are you sure that this guy is from Japan look at his little kitchen how disorganized that shit is LMFAO

  75. Fujimori Kuro says:

    Lololololol I see this dude truly knows how to eat.

  76. Diamond says:

    i guess you just need to be really clumsy to do this video

  77. Vijisha Sajeevan says:

    This should actually be tittled"Let's see this man's life slowly fall apart"

  78. Votana chan says:

    😂😂😂😂

  79. chris enriques says:

    Lol this is great …. fucking hilarioua

  80. CharlesNIC - Vlogs and Gaming says:

    U remind me of Shaggy….

  81. Starving Rtist says:

    LOL that ending…

  82. DannyDaDuffyDucking Daffer says:

    He's like what a tween thinks being drunk is like

  83. DannyDaDuffyDucking Daffer says:

    It looks gross cuz it fucking is

  84. Dan Han says:

    cholo in tokyo

  85. proxima centauri says:

    Fuck all these new hating comments. This dude a drunken legend

  86. Ms. Holden H says:

    Nobody:
    This guy: It's still gonna taste good

  87. Ian Linn says:

    This guy is a Japanese native but acts like a stereotypical American asshole. 10/10 would hire as tour guide.

  88. Krysis says:

    How – To Get Demonitized

  89. Rudy Martinez says:

    Now I want to know we're they found him this is to funny

  90. 320speed says:

    Love the end 😂😂😭

  91. randomdrummer x says:

    Best video ever…

  92. Ma Ma says:

    OMG 😮 !!!!! Now I definitely know that the guy who made the very bad trip movie 🎥 get inspired buy this guy 😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱

  93. Jackie89000 says:

    Well I can definitely see the half American side of him 🤣🤣🤣

  94. Sergio Contreras says:

    That dude is Misato haha 👌🏽

  95. ems007 says:

    'got my yoghurt juice and banana drink' lol

  96. Maab Khalil says:

    The best munchies segment of all time

  97. Philly Purcell says:

    This is so fucking funny 😆

  98. Renga Natha says:

    Worst 📹

  99. TwoTreesStudio says:

    This drunken badass actually found tape and stuck his eggs back together. I'm in awe

  100. kenai kenai says:

    show this to ramsay^^

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