Keith Eats Everything At Taco Bell


Drunkards and stoners alike have always wondered: What’s the best thing to get from Taco Bell? What’s the best use of my five dollars? Well, I’m here to be a hero because today, I’m “livin’ más” and I’m eating everything on the Taco Bell menu. What’s a good Spanish word? Bien! *Theme song plays* We’re here! Taco Bell! It’s gonna be a big order. I need a…crunchy beef taco. Is there, like, a black bean burrito? I’ll take that. *ding* Shredded chicken soft taco. Beefy Fritos burrito. *beeps* How about that guy! *laughs* At the end of the day I ordered about sixty items from Taco Bell and it costs about a hundred and eighty dollars. Let’s start with what’s on top! This might be the Nachos Bell Grande? What a smell! Also the beef is orange, huh. That doesn’t taste like nachos. *laughs* The classic Taco Bell Taco. Tastes good. *smashing* We got plenty o’ big ol’ fuckin’ burritos! Which one? Rice, ground beef, pico. That was pretty good. The orange ground beef is way better than this weird pot roast steak. It’s the Power Chicken Burrito. This is a truly unique flavor I’ve never experienced at Taco Bell. [Deep voice] What’s wrong with my voice? *laughter* What’s happening to me? Like a muffled voice if somebody’s trying to hide their identity. I think this Taco Bell is pretty good. Yeah, it’s just, I think it’s a bean burrito! *gags* *laughter* Feels like eating a Gusher! I feel like that’s what it’s like to be a vampire and bite into a neck. It looks like when you cut up in a zombies arm and it’s all grey matter on the inside? Right? Ladies and gentlemen, perhaps the greatest hexagon ever created: the Crunchwrap Supreme. This tastes exactly like everything else. It’s crunchy and gooey, which I think is most of the Taco Bell food. They really strive to have that blend of crunch and goo, you know? Uh oh! What’s this? Could be anything! Taco Bell is known for using a lot of the same ingredients in different ways. Very inventive, very smart as a business. But how many things taste exactly the same? We’ll find out as I put everything that tastes exactly the same into this bucket. *clang* The gordita crunch thing! *playful music* I believe we have the first candidate for the bucket! *laughter* *clang* In the bucket! I don’t know about you but I’m a mild boy. We have the soft taco. This looks like the standard… NO! OH SH*T YA’LL! It’s the soft taco that says it’s got potatoes in it! “Live más!” I think they’re Fiesta potatoes. People are sleeping on ’em. Five layer bean burrito, or maybe it’s something else. Whatever this is, tastes like Taco Bell through and through. Oh, my voice is gummy. Bring out the bucket! Alright Mexico, call your Italians because we’re ready for the… Oh, it’s the taco salad. I thought it was the pizza! Look, it’s the Donald Trump specialty. Uh, this is a salad. [Offscreen] Oh, god! [pained screaming] This tastes like, um, not good. The one major shortcoming of Taco Bell is the lettuce and this is almost all lettuce. What we got in here? [gasps] This is the black. This is not on the menu unless you’re on the internet. I think this is delicious. The black beans actually taste like pretty solid black beans. Feels kind of like a bit ol’ flaccid dick. It’s so wet. It almost looks like I can pour it out like a cup. Ooh my stomach feels weird [Burping] Another gordita! This is the volcano one, isn’t it? I feel like my other or– other organs are doing stomach responsibility right now. I’ve also just sort of begun farting. It tastes like old pot roast beef. Why would they sell this by the pound? It’s gonna do a pounding on my stomach. They love nouns and “addijives” –and “addijives” [slow motion] –and “addijives” My brain is getting a little full of sour cream. I feel like I don’t want to eat any more Taco Bell. [Gasps] Sh*t ya’ll, this is my favorite thing, this is my favorite thing! We got a chalupa! Motherf*ckers get fired up! We’re about “live más”! Chalupa! I love chalupas. Bring out the bucket! Bucket. [Muffled] Chalupa. Bucket. Mini Quesadilla. That’s a bucket right there. Supreme Soft Taco. Bucket. Crunchwrap Supreme. Bucket. The Cheesy Roll Up. The Double Decker Taco. I’d say it’s about a thousand pounds. Oh! F*ck! Y’all, call the Italians from Mexico cuz it’s time… Oh, this isn’t Mexican Pizza. This is the Spicy Tostada. Tell the Italians to go home. This looks like an incredible taco, but that’s not how you’re supposed to eat it. There’s some kind of, like, thousand island dressing on this. Tastes like there’s a pickle in there, that’s confusing. Somebody put this in a tanning bed. I’m excited, I haven’t had a shredded chicken item yet. If you like spices, it’s got flavor and spice. That was only bread Look at that. Look at the folds. Sometimes, you get the wrong end of the stick. It’s the same on this end! Cheese quesadilla. I feel like they just spray it brown. Sure. Triple Layer Nachos. I shouldn’t read it but I thought it said the “crazy bean and rice burrito” and I was like, yeah! Let’s get loco! It’s a cheesy bean and rice. I’d say this is a good cheap thing to get, especially if you’re vegetarian And don’t have a lot of standards. Some of the stuff just has an immediate effect on your voice. I like that they’re all little toothpastes. There all little taco toothpaste tubes. Don’t be grossed out. This is what food looks like after you eat it too. What is this? I hope I don’t die. I hope I “live más”. Get something else. Chicken Loaded Griller. It’s good. If you like spicy stuff, this is pretty good. It’s very creamy. It looks like milk. OH, YEAH! It’s what you want it to be, it’s the nacho Doritos Locos Tacos. That comes with an extra piece of cardboard. When you line your hot food with cardboard, which is paper, The steam gets trapped real easy. So it becomes the soggiest thing ever immediately. Why aren’t the Fritos crazy? Fritos Locos Burritos. Why don’t they say that? How do they come up with these names? They’re like “uh, let’s see, queso, beano, cruncho.” Why did any taco place start using the word supreme? Call the Italians, Mexico! Because it’s time for a little thing I like to call… the Mexican Pizza! [cheering and applause] Tastes like a cold taco pizza from a pizza place rather than a pizza from a taco place. I think this lives in a realm of– Of cultureless food. In the bucket! Kinda tastes like a cat food taco. Taco Bell should sell this taco to cats. Oh, god! The steak! This is what it looks like! That bite had so much steak. That’s the worst thing I’ve had. It’s the only thing that’s made me wanna vomit so far. And I don’t vomit. I never vomit. What does it taste like? [Zach murmuring] [Zach] I’m okay with it.
[Keith] Get out of my taste test. [Zach] I’m okay with it!
[Keith] Get out of here, it tastes awful! [Eugene] So the ground beef is, I believe at Taco Bell, like 80-something percent beef, [Eugene] and the rest is, like, plant filler.
[Keith] Yeah! [Eugene] So the steak you’re eating is probably–
[Keith] All cow foot! [Eugene] Yeah, and if it’s not over-seasoned then it’s gonna taste like… [Keith] *burps* [Eugene] *groans in disgust*
[Keith] I’m sorry, I can’t– I’m… [Eugene] Okay, wow Keith. [Keith] Every fast food chain wants to have something real spicy. This is the best taco I’ve had so far. Turns out the Volcano Taco is actually just the most balanced taco. Is there a life lesson in this taco? The one that was advertised as the most crazy is in fact the most normal. It’s going in the bucket. Of course it’s going in the bucket it’s the best example of the bucket food. You know why? Cuz it’s Taco Bell. It’s not “Burrito Bell” It’s not “Cheesy Roll Up Bell” *burping* it’s not ‘Quesadilla Bell” It’s Taco Bell, and this taco is the belle of the ball in the bucket. After a feast of a hundred and eighty dollars of Taco Bell, *Burping* You need to relax with the refreshing taste… Don’t worry, this is just puffed food. Nothing. Cinnabon bites. These taste more like churros than the other things. I don’t know why they don’t call these… Chur– chur– Churcles. Hmm! Grab a bag o’ churcles. They also have apple pies, but theirs are apple empanadas. Wow. These f*ck McDonald’s to death. Li– *chokes* Ugh. Live más. The bucket is pretty darn full. I’d say that about 1/3 of the stuff from this place tastes like the– all of it. And that’s not bad. That’s clever business. I’ve been trying to think about how to make my videos exactly the same and yet different for years. If only I could crack that nut. Subscribe for more videos of me eatin’ too much and also subscribe for more bucket. Is the bucket the fifth Try Guy? If you have a bucket at home you’re not using, I’ll take it! I’ll be the new bucket man of Los Angeles. And like I always say: if it ain’t fast food, bucket! Live más.

100 comments on “Keith Eats Everything At Taco Bell”

  1. Algon Williams says:

    Y'all she's still breathing in her casket. Polly tilison maybe Emily

  2. Algon Williams says:

    Tell us about the river and that or

  3. Algon Williams says:

    No French fries

  4. Mark Anthony De Castro says:

    4:44

    Keith: "I feel like I dont want to eat any more Taco Bell"

    Next Food: Chalupa

    KEITH: WERE GONNA HAVE A PARTY HEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!

    Me: but i thought???????

  5. Caitlin Warnick says:

    God, that intro just reminded me why I hated working there so much.

  6. Cletus The III says:

    Baja blast is the best MTN DEW

  7. Famous Infamous says:

    at first i was like
    wheres the fucking quesarito

  8. Lucy Vera says:

    Keith orders a taco SALAD then says it's mainly lettuce

  9. Kim Namjoon says:

    Ive never eaten anything from taco bell because im already latin american so i dont trust them

  10. Jina Gibbons says:

    You didn’t get my 2 favorite sides!! Cheesy fiesta potatoes and pintos and cheese!

  11. Giuliette Mazz says:

    Ha ha bien is friend for good not Spanish omg I’m laughing so hard right now

  12. Mokhinur Tinchlikova says:

    thank you ny love

  13. ToraFrost says:

    You ruined bean burritos for me

  14. Ryan Marsden says:

    At 1:33 I was dead. Lol 😂 💀

  15. Leighton Benge says:

    "This tastes, umm, not good. 😂

  16. Wyatt Peek says:

    I WANT A CHALUPA BRO

  17. DiiE-Ana 214 says:

    I want some

  18. PotatoEater says:

    Fuck that fat man

  19. Elaine Morgan says:

    That other guy behind him was a complete ass!

  20. Sam24 says:

    1:44–1:47

    When puberty hits

  21. Miami Mabel says:

    Where are the nacho fries?? Lol

  22. HiIm DelaneyMartin says:

    eat everything at chipotle

  23. Connor Felder says:

    This nigga done went and turned into a demon

  24. NumSkull says:

    Son or Daughter of the Taco Bell A*shole: "Daddy, why did you yell at Keith at Taco Bell. Now everyone hates me and you. But they should hate you, you yelled at our God of Food"
    Man: "I wish I never met your mother"
    Son or Daughter: "Me too. I could had a better dad"

    This is obviously a joke…though the guy is still a d*ck

  25. Livvy XO says:

    Keith: "What's a good Spanish work?
    Also keith: "Bien!"
    Me: Isn't that good in french?






    Well done Keith! 😂

  26. Beautiful Milkyway says:

    1:47 What's wrong with my voice😂😂

  27. Ernesti K says:

    Hope that bucket food didn’t go to waste !m

  28. Moon Le says:

    keith's sass at the man is what i live for

  29. gabben gabben says:

    When you didn't have the "food babies" did you have to eat it all up by yourself because kinda the crunchwrap supreme. You ate at least half of it. But the other food you take one bite of.

  30. tomy productions 101 says:

    Am I the only one who hates taco bell?

  31. Ferret Boi says:

    Is anyone else offended that he didnt try a chicken quesadilla

  32. Esmeralda Cabrera says:

    Taco bell isnt real Mexican food 😭😂 but I enjoyed this video

  33. Birb says:

    Go to 5:09 and pause immediately. This face is priceless I tell you.

  34. Jimmy Gonzalez says:

    Whitest nigga ever lol 🤦‍♂️

  35. Ryan Wood says:

    Why have I watched this video seven times

  36. Son_of_Ottie says:

    Yes. The form may change slightly BUT the flavors are identical.

  37. AngeryPileOfSpaghetti says:

    I mean you would also get really angry if you had to sit there and wait for some guy to order everything on the menu

  38. Erin Casto says:

    Five layer burrito is everything

  39. I NEED MONEY says:

    Do outback

  40. Daniel Pruitt says:

    I just started working at Taco Bell i am watching this for Homework on my own but i can't learn Keith is to funny.

  41. henk baksteen says:

    Crunch wrap is the best shit ever

  42. Rodrigo Diaz says:

    Chale

  43. Pepsi MP3 says:

    "Why don't you order everything on the menu?"

    Little did he know, that was the whole goal to begin with

  44. Michelle Nuñez says:

    Taco Bell is not MEXICAN FOOD omg 😫

  45. Nater melon says:

    Keith: I Had Taco Bell
    His Toilet: Ah S— Here We Go Again

  46. Lena McGee says:

    His poor plumbing…not sure how that will recover

  47. Sven The Dog says:

    This is definitely not the best video to watch on a strict diet but oh well

  48. JMV Videos says:

    The last episode of this series is gonna be "Keith eats all the food at the purgatory"

  49. Alyssa Pepper says:

    Please tell me that’s called the “fuck it” bucket

  50. Lunch says:

    Why don’t you order the whole menu?
    There’s no, like “Order-all button”
    RESPECC

  51. lola cruz says:

    I like when Keith's voice gets hella deep as he eats

  52. David Conley says:

    "Uh oh we're not eating today"… Lil bitch never learned to cook??

  53. HeyItsMak ! says:

    im doing a juice cleanse right now and these videos for some reason are helping me through😂 Watching other people eat makes me feel like i've eaten😂

  54. Elijah Lawler says:

    He’s right and I work there. Taco Bell customers have the lowest standards

  55. Matthew Carroll says:

    Keith:eats salad

    Nobody:

    Still nobody

    Keith:its mostly lettuce

  56. Lucy Biederman says:

    The nacho Dorito loco taco looks like a normal taco.

  57. ghostdtx says:

    Chalupa my fav

  58. TataChimmy says:

    I’m never eating Taco Bell again after I saw how they cook the meat 🤮

  59. crazy world creative passions says:

    So a privileged parent saying no one's gonna eat cause their gonna run outta food… And a angry sweary man who has no patience whatsoever

  60. Temptt Agonyy says:

    I wish England had Taco Bell

  61. Bella Pham says:

    Keith: the taco salad is mainly just lettuce
    Me: Keith… it’s a SALAD

  62. Romê Ë says:

    When he says I the bucket he sounds like jake peralta

  63. Skoll Black says:

    I mean the customers can be rude but if people came in while he was there before he started and it wasn't busy he should have offered for them to go first knowing it was gonna take a long time.

  64. AmandaJosie says:

    RIP to Keith's asshole. Lettuce pray

  65. Michael Budenich says:

    Keith – eat the whole menu at IHOP!

  66. The Spy says:

    Keith must have tons of runneh stuff

  67. Emily F says:

    churcles

  68. janet smith says:

    I would be angry if I had to wait in line for an hour for some man to order

  69. rawnn says:

    This isn’t Mexican food it’s americAn Mexican u dumbass🤦🏽‍♂️

  70. Lucy Biederman says:

    At 1:44 keiths voice wasn’t muffled. but as he kept talking, it started to get muffled.

  71. Puppymcpupsters says:

    I feel so bad for Keith's butthole after every one of these videos

  72. Steven Reeves says:

    This guy is the epitome of what a soyboy is.

  73. foxer doger says:

    R.I.P the toilet

  74. S.Chane Wolf says:

    What a waste of food. 😐

  75. KozmiicHeatLobby says:

    Soo you aren’t really trying the food if the cheesy Gordita crunch was the first bucket item since it’s probably the only thing on the menu that doesn’t taste like everything else good try tho

  76. Weird wakoo says:

    The cinna twist are actually pasta and they look crazy being cooked

  77. Emma Gacha :3 says:

    3:13 Why..? Why did he stroke it like that? No!

  78. Nia Mook says:

    As soon as he said “i’m living mas,” I INSTANTLY hit the like button

  79. Oh Mushrooms says:

    I live chalupas too

  80. Syaiful Haziq Syaifulzamani says:

    2:40 when your dad see F- at your math test paper🤣🤣

  81. Rainy Daysss says:

    Damn it's like Keith has like big capital teeth and lowercase gums… Plus a huge ass mouth idk why

  82. Seth Vu says:

    That one angry guy watches this video

    Dad:S&@T! I am so screwed

  83. RVRS_MVKESHIFT says:

    Explosive diarrhea incoming

  84. Getmtj . . . says:

    Imagine the [email protected] this guy is going to push out

  85. S Ramirez says:

    "Tell the Italians to go home" 💀

  86. Sierra Amber says:

    If I could have Taco Bell every day forever I would

  87. Dave McBroom says:

    3 tacos and a side of salsa Verde for $2.50 is still a good Tuesday deal.

  88. Sofia Munro says:

    That man should have just gone somewhere and waited for his food, or does he have a phone or something?

  89. Zeus Brothers says:

    Next up: Keith eats everything his grandma offers!

  90. JoSo Ko says:

    My favorite is the chicken quesadilla and I was so disappointed when you didn’t like the quesadilla 😂😅
    Am I stupid now 😂

  91. emma burgess says:

    Thanks for your oof.

    I have a good idea.

  92. Alicia Nichols says:

    Am I the only person who is bothered that he didn't tell us his favorite and least favorite? I love that part! I'm so curious now. Keeeeeeeith! I feel gypped.

  93. Sandra Larragoitiy says:

    Why I'm watching this video is because I got my order wrong 😡😭🗯️

  94. Nasir Darian says:

    Watch Keith eats everything at Taco Bell and you will see who pays him to down grade every other food establishment.

  95. Mackenzie Singmaster says:

    Mexico: Calls up Italians
    Keith: SEND THE ITALIANS HOME
    Mexico: * Calls back Italians *
    Keith: WAIT! come back

  96. leon wangchuk says:

    Such waste of food

  97. Sidoni Villeduval says:

    My husband and his friend have done this

  98. Jesus Died For You says:

    5 layer burrito is my favorite thing on the menu

  99. Robert F12 says:

    0:45 it is real boomer hours.

  100. Summer Carlson says:

    I love the loaded grillers!

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