Key & Peele – Pizza Order


– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING
MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE,
AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI
WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE
A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE,
WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS THAT GONNA COMPLETE
YOUR ORDER, SIR? – YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME GAUGE THE ROOM. UH, GUYS, ARE WE GONNA WANT
ANOTHER PIZZA? LET ME JUST–WHO’S HUNGRY?
SHOW OF HANDS. LET ME SEE ‘EM. ONE, TWO, THREE.
KEEP ‘EM UP. FOUR, FIVE, SIX. – AH, HAVING A PARTY.
[chuckling] – YUP.
PRETTY BIG ONE TOO. COME ON, GUYS,
KEEP ‘EM UP. HUGO, SUMMER?
HANDS? FOOD? YOU KNOW WHAT,
LET’S PLAY IT SAFE. LET’S GET ANOTHER PIE
WITH HAM, PINEAPPLE. – ALL RIGHT, HAM– OH, ARE YOU GUYS GONNA NEED
CHEESY CRUST ON THE THIRD? – GOOD QUESTION.
I’LL GAUGE THE ROOM. HEY, GUYS, DO WE WANT
CHEESY CRUST ON THE THIRD? OKAY, YEESH. THAT IS A RESOUNDING YES FOR CHEESY CRUST
ON THE THIRD. CLAIRE SAYS YOU READ HER MIND. – CLAIRE, HUH?
I LIKE THAT NAME. – IT’S A GOOD ONE. OH, ALSO, MY BOY ANDY OVER HERE
IS SAYING YOU HAVE SOMETHING
CALLED CHICKEN POPPERS. – IS SHE CUTE? – UH, WHO’S THAT AND WHAT NOW? – CLAIRE.
– OH. HER BODY’S LIKE A FOUR.
ANYWAY, WE WOULD ALSO– – WELL, H-HOW DO YOU MEAN? – HA, LET’S JUST SAY
SHE’S KIND OF A BIG GIRL. – THAT’S ALL GOOD. THAT’S ALL SUPERFICIAL, MAN.
I LIKE CLAIRE FOR WHAT’S INSIDE. – YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW CLAIRE. – YO, BUT FOR REAL THOUGH, I FEEL LIKE
I DO KNOW CLAIRE, MAN. PUT ME ON THE PHONE
WITH HER. – UH…YOU DON’T NEED
TO SPEAK TO CLAIRE. – NO, I DO. YOU KNOW WHAT,
I GOTTA LEVEL WITH YOU, MAN. I…[bleep] HER. – OH! OH, I’M SORRY. I DIDN’T MEAN TO GET
IN BETWEEN YOU GUYS. – NO, IT’S QUITE ALL RIGHT. ‘TWAS A WHILE AGO… BEFORE SHE BLIMPED UP. MY CURRENT GIRLFRIEND’S LIV. BODY, TEN.
FACE, TEN. BUT ANYWAY, CLAIRE–YEAH.
I HIT THAT SEXUALLY. AND, UH, AS DID MY BOY HUGO. HELL, EVEN BUBBA GOT
SOME OF THAT. SO JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW,
USED GOODS, USED GOODS. – SO YOU WOULDN’T CARE
IF I ASKED HER OUT? – WELL…
LET ME DO IT FOR YOU. HEY, CLAIRE, THIS GUY
FROM THE PIZZA PLACE WANTS TO DATE YOU.
TOO POOR? ALL RIGHT,
I’LL LET HIM DOWN EASY. – WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
NO. TELL HER THAT, NO,
I’M NOT A RICH MAN. BUT I’M A GOOD MAN. TELL HER,
“CLAIRE, I BELIEVE IN DESTINY. “AND I BELIEVE
THAT WE’VE ALWAYS KNOWN “THAT OUR SOUL MATE
WAS OUT THERE. “THE MOMENT THAT WE HAD
THAT UNSPOKEN CONNECTION “ABOUT THE CHEESY CRUST… “I REALIZED THAT YOU WERE
ALWAYS THE ONE. “BECAUSE–AND I KNOW
THIS SOUNDS CORNY– “BUT THAT MOMENT… “WAS JUST LIKE… SIMPLE.” – WOW. YOU REALLY DO CARE
ABOUT CLAIRE. – I DO. – OH, MY GOD!
CLAIRE JUST GOT SHOT! – WHAT?
NO! – OH! IT JUST CAME
THROUGH THE WINDOW. IT WAS A BULLET.
IT HIT HER IN THE NECK. OH, CLAIRE’S DOWN!
SHE’S DEAD! SHE’S DEAD!
I’M CALLING THE COPS! SHE’S DEAD! – CLAIRE! NOOOO! – CHINESE IT IS.

100 comments on “Key & Peele – Pizza Order”

  1. Comedy Central says:

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  2. Kono Dutch says:

    For real though I do know Claire…. Twas awhile ago….. Just wanted you to know. Tell her Claire I believe in destiny…. Chinese it is

  3. NeshVibes_ says:

    Who else watching this in 2019?This video cracked me up!😂🤣

  4. English Teaching Games says:

    Hahahah

  5. Jerome Schulze says:

    😂😂😂 y'all want anything ekse.. Oh its for 1 person

  6. leolion1993 says:

    "Pizza guy, too poor??? I let him know "

  7. Keayanna Davis says:

    obviously they are both lonely

  8. Stella Peterson says:

    BOI! Andy is Golum from The Hobbit!!!!!! O! M! GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!

  9. Stella Peterson says:

    Oi, Claire's a barbie XD, I feel bad for both of them, pizza guy for falling in love with a Barbie and fat guy for being put in that situation LOL.

  10. Aiden Guzman says:

    Pizza man thirsty as fuck

  11. larzuga1 says:

    About to order pizza hut…after watching this.

  12. NoCap Nate says:

    Key looks good with any haircut.

  13. thejwvariety says:

    I fking love Peele's char in this sketch so much… What is the char's name?

  14. Saige Addison says:

    Hell even bubba got some of that 😂😂😂

  15. King Saiyadjinn says:

    My future lol

  16. James Justus says:

    He has a wild Pepe on his wall

  17. Dion Price says:

    Low key Cleveland vibes from the guy ordering the 🍕 😂

  18. diegocruz199659 says:

    He should have said that Claire is his pet. (Dog, cat, hamster, fish, or bird)

  19. Alfredo Medina says:

    Chinese it is!

  20. 0ldCat says:

    Claire is dead.
    Yet Epstein didn't kill himself.

  21. Gaming- DotaAncient says:

    damn sometimes im that hungry too

  22. K Films says:

    Who’s here in 2019 ?

    Can’t believe it’s been 7 years

  23. Eimy De León says:

    JAAAAAAAAAA 🤣

  24. king paw says:

    Lol these two are really hilarious

  25. Your Friendly Neighbour Pikachu says:

    That's me in a couple of years
    Who exactly?
    (Your Perspective)😋

  26. Starlightsixty says:

    Who's Claire?

  27. Mark says:

    It’s sad cus some of y’all in the comments are like this irl. Trolls 😂 ☕️

  28. Mad Man says:

    Connection over cheesy crust…true story!

  29. Rimuru Tempest says:

    You are not going to impress me with your use of Twas

  30. SaleenE34 says:

    HeeeeeelllllllllllOoooooooooo 😂

  31. Gorilla Gaming says:

    Lol when he said Chinese it is I was dying

  32. koo chie says:

    This is actually quite sad apart from the whole joke

  33. HFR83 says:

    I thought the customer was gonna be the weird one lol

  34. G. S. says:

    My favorite episode XD

  35. GradeFtt 123 says:

    Geez what a dark ending. Lmfao

  36. Jacob McMahan says:

    There must be over 7,000 overweight pissed-off nerds watched this bit.

  37. Hoosier On The Run- Travel Vlog says:

    When people call pizza a "pie"😣

  38. Ryon Bachanlal says:

    That looks so comfortable. If I end up single in my later years, I'll be living the good life.

  39. VoltaFlame says:

    Should have just said that Claire would never go out with some one that makes pizza with pineapple on top.

  40. Cableguy818 says:

    This hilariously true for fat people………
    Trust me, I know

  41. Vidoushi Purgaus says:

    That was funny, but I kind of pitied the guy giving out the order. Like…he's alone…living with creepy dolls around him…and probably wants all that food to feel better for a short period of time…just look at how his eyes lit up when the pizza guy made a confession of love to Claire…

  42. Ronnel Chi says:

    Okey how on earth did u gey that latino accent🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  43. Boured says:

    Thanks TGH

  44. Walter Fielding says:

    Anyone else realize how sad these two guys are! Lol. It makes it so much better!

  45. Amanda Amanda says:

    Well Chinese it is 💀💀💀💀

  46. QuamtimeConers says:

    by far the worse Key & Peele skit.

  47. Claire says:

    I wasnt shot. I'm okay and I kinda love the pizza guy back.

  48. Jason Hunter says:

    Anybody realize if the guy on the phone was really having a party all the things he said would have been so awkward…

  49. juan thomas says:

    This is another social commentary on sad fat men who have no confidence, are lonely, and have a food addiction. I'm sure that makes up 40% of all delivered large pizza order.

  50. Your Daily Grapes says:

    I make daily grape videos for no reason at all.

  51. Filthy Greedy YouTube Executive says:

    What it feels like to be an introvert when someone is trying to be your friend

  52. april reed says:

    It was love at phone's sight lmaooooo

  53. Liyahh Xo says:

    Even bubba got sum of dat 😂😭

  54. John Harvin says:

    Yo said "fuck it! Kill her off!"
    😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  55. friggyk says:

    CLAIRE NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!

  56. Charles Otis says:

    I thought he said, 'used guts used guts'. Nope… Used goods.

  57. Philly Sports! says:

    I hit that….sexually

  58. SleepingAgent says:

    I was in my local corner shop one day, buying booze and the cashier/owner enthusiastically said "Oh having a party, eh!?"

    I just smiled and said "Party for one."

    It was true, though I thought it had comical value but they went quiet..

    Anyways, they never asked again.

  59. Tuz Man says:

    you know what? let keep it safe and add…

  60. MegaStephen321 says:

    I love how the co-workers have zero reaction to the screaming.

  61. Handsome With The Handgun says:

    POOR WENDELL!

  62. Edward Severinsen says:

    A still better love than Twilight story.

  63. Black Intellect says:

    I wonder what happened when he called the Chinese store.

  64. CookieCrumblesify says:

    "Hell even bubba got some of that " I died

  65. Cassius Saldana says:

    I had the worst constipation to the point where I was taking so much medicine until I watched Key and Peele and it only took my first time watching Key and Peele on the toilet to make me poop without feeling extremely terrible pain. This sounds disgusting, but it's a mircale!!

  66. ivanzxz hernandez says:

    He could’ve said she was under 18 😂😂

  67. Me TV says:

    I feel this was Michael at one point in his life

  68. Blaze Escamilla says:

    I hit that…sexually lmao

  69. Daniel says:

    The crumbs on his shirt from the night before, these small details are actually genius.

  70. pastel alpha says:

    them tears thooo

  71. Soul Finder says:

    my month is incomplete without watching all the episodes over and over again

  72. Enmanuel Reacts says:

    Pineapple does not go on pizza!!!

  73. Are you Serious says:

    “Clair is my wife”

    Would have gotten you yo pizza homie, I’m just sayin lol

  74. himynamesAYANAH says:

    Does this mean there's no such things as soul mates😭😭😭😭

  75. cameron mitchenor says:

    2019 in it still funny

  76. Steezy Miyagi says:

    coming from a Latino kee does a really good Latino accent 😂

  77. freedom hiker says:

    Why all the carlos & Jesus works at the pizza place 🤔🤔🤣🤣

  78. jack mama says:

    Shes drunk Carlos u dont want that

  79. Spider Doctor says:

    The poor thicc man just wanted some pizza

  80. AlzheimersD115 says:

    The people who disliked this video are the people who live this lifestyle

  81. shawn page says:

    My God!
    That escalated and then deescalated quickly.

  82. Marcus Greer says:

    Moral of the story: get the fuck outta my personal life and take this order to the pizza man deliver to me. Just do your fuckin job dude 🖕🏽☎️

  83. James Valt says:

    every incel, nofapboy on line..

  84. Angel Hernandez says:

    he could of said that she was 67 years old😂😂😂

  85. 무무Nettylove says:

    “Chinese it is.”
    Bruhh I don’t know what’s sadder, the guy with no friends or the guy who needs to get laid like yesterdoodles😭😭😂😂

  86. ALL DOR says:

    3:28 you could hear Keegan slip out of character XDDD

  87. Breeann Best says:

    “Used goods” “used goods” 🤣😂

  88. Caroline McAllister says:

    Where are these passionate men that want to know "Claire", after finding out she's a 4? I'll try ordering a pizza.🤣😂😁

  89. Rana Gullette says:

    Chinese it is… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  90. Samantha Tite Webber says:

    Anyone else wondering what's going on in the pictures on the wall in the background? o_O

  91. Danny Young jr says:

    I HIT THAT

    SEXUALLY..

  92. poetiklee vehrzed says:

    Lol the ending

  93. B. Everly says:

    herbodyslikea4

  94. Crispy Sock says:

    This is what it's like to hit your dealer up. I just want to satisfy myself and be left alone ☹. Props to the right hand

  95. Alonzo Duarte says:

    Chinies it is

  96. Lma Rk says:

    It's kind of sad.

  97. Zachryindustrial says:

    Goggle Michael Dowd vs Palm Beach County Florida et al

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