Noah Doesn’t Like L.A. Pizza


– NOAH, I HAVE
ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU, OKAY? – WHAT? – SOMETIME AROUND THANKSGIVING, WE ALWAYS, EVERY YEAR,
TEST TOYS THAT WILL BE GOOD CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS FOR KIDS. WE WANT YOU TO COME BACK
AND BE OUR OFFICIAL TOY TESTER. WILL YOU COME BACK
AND DO THAT? – YES!
– ALL RIGHT. – YES, I WILL! – NOW, AND BEFORE YOU GO, YOU KEEP TALKING
ABOUT PIZZA, AND YOU SAY THERE’S
NO GOOD PIZZA HERE IN L.A. WHEN I HOSTED THE OSCARS, I DELIVERED PIZZA
TO THE AUDIENCE. AND MY FRIEND EDGAR, I THINK YOU’RE GONNA
LIKE HIS PIZZA. EDGAR, COME ON OUT AND GIVE
NOAH SOME PIZZA. [upbeat Italian music] – OH, MY GOD! WOW. – HOW YOU DOING, NOAH? – GOOD.
– HOW ARE YOU? – HI, EDGAR.
HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU.
– GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, ALWAYS. – ALL RIGHT.
– I GOT SOME PIZZA FOR YOU. – COME ON.
– PIZZA, PIZZA. – YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT. – PIZZA, PIZZA! – YEAH.
– PIZZA, PIZZA! PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA.
– I THINK YOU’LL LIKE THIS. SEE IF YOU LIKE IT. – I DON’T LIKE IT.
I DON’T LIKE CHEESE PIZZA. I DON’T LIKE CHEESE PIZZA. – ALL RIGHT, WE’LL GET YOU
SOMETHING ELSE. WE’LL GET ANOTHER PIZZA. YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE CHEESE. – CHEESE PIZZA!
– OKAY, YOU DON’T– – YOU DON’T LIKE CHEESE? – YOU DON’T LIKE
CHEESE PIZZA? – I DO LIKE CHEESE PIZZA. – WELL, YOU JUST SAID
YOU DON’T LIKE CHEESE PIZZA. – THAT ISN’T CHEESE PIZZA. I WANT SOME FROM PIZZA HUT. – PIZZA HUT. – ALL RIGHT,
HE’LL LIKE IT. YOU’RE GONNA EAT IT,
AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT. NOW LISTEN… [laughter and applause] THANK YOU, EDGAR.

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