Pizza Delivery Scene | Deadpool (2016) Movie Clip 4K
Look, would it help if I slow it down for you? I didn’t order the pizza. Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive?
Are you Mr. Merchant? Yeah, the Mr. Merchant who
didn’t order the fucking pie! Then who placed the call? I did! Pineapple and olive? Sweet and salty. The fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my crib… Is it burnt crust? I… God, I hope not. Um… Whoa… Man, look, if this is
about that poker game. I told Howie, I told him that… Okay, uh, look, just take whatever you want. Thanks. Sir, before you do anything to him, do you mind if I get a big tip? Uh, Jeremy, is it? – Umm-hmm.
– Wade. Wade Wilson. That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer. I’m not here for him. I’m here for you. Oh. Okay, wow, dodged a big-time
bullet on that one. Not out of the woods yet. You need to seriously ease up
on the bedazzling. They’re jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I’m keeping your wallet.
You did kinda give it to me. Okay, just look, man,
can I have my Sam’s card… I will shoot your fucking cat! I don’t really know what that means.
I don’t have a cat. Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in? Anyhoo, tell me something… what situation isn’t improved by pizza? Do you happen to know
a Meghan Orflosky? Getting that right? Orflosky? Orlovsky? Yeah? Good. Because she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan,
she’s not made of money, but lucky for her… I got a soft spot. – But I’m a…
– A stalker. Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly
as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool? Yes, sir. Then we’re done. Wait. We are? Yeah. We’re totally done. You should’ve seen your face. I didn’t know what to do.
I was so scared. Soft spot, remember? You even look in her
general direction again… and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too. That came out wrong. Or did it?