Pizza Party Train
Good afternoon ladies and gentleman My name is Ryan Wengert and I am a representative from the Metropolitan Transit Authority And it is my honor to announce that this subway car has been recognized officially as the most courteous subway car in the entire NY City Subway System We want to thank you. We are providing you a pizza party So please give yourself a round of applause for outstanding behavior We called the local pizzeria, they’re gonna be delivering right about now *people amazed* Everybody please enjoy your pizza party!! Thank you sir! Subway Cart: Clear out the closing door please Ryan: For those of you just joining us it is my pleasure to announce That this subway car is the most courteous subway car in the entire system You have worked hard to reduce the amount of trash And this train has the lowest amount of manspreading of any car throughout the entire subway system Congratulations And please enjoy your pizza party *music plays* Worker: We got bottles of water on the way Ryan: Yes courtesy goes all the way to the trash with that one News lady: Hi Cody Todd with channel 4 Woman: Hello! Newslady: Can you tell me a little bit about what’s happening today? Woman: We just boarder the train and there was folks handing out pizza Seems like everybody has a smile on their face So, having a good time today! Man: First time ever riding the subway Newslady: and first time having a pizza party on the subway Man: Yep! You got that too *laughs* Man: A little different than North Carolina Man: They say we’re getting rewarded for, you know, the trash not being all crazy in here I appreciate that. I’ve been spending a lot of money on Metro Cards So, you know Thank you News lady: Have you ever seen anything like this? Lady: No. And I’m not expecting it again either *laughs* I don’t know I love it, I love it!