Tag: comedian

BTS: Black Swan

>>James: THE NEW ALBUM “MAP OF THE SOUL: 7” IS OUT. HERE TO PERFORM “BLACK SWAN” FOR THE FIRST TIME ON TELEVISION, PLEASE WELCOME BTS! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ DO YOUR THANG (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ DO YOUR THANG DO YOUR THANG WITH ME NOW ♪ DO YOUR THANG DO YOUR THANG WITH ME NOW […]

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Kumail Nanjiani Has Pizza & Cake for First Time in a Year

Hi, how are you? I can see that you’re ripped now. The last time I saw you, you were not. And now you are. Yeah. It didn’t happen overnight. HOST: I guess it didn’t, huh? – No. You had to do, like, exercise and that sort of thing. That’s the biggest problem with it. HOST: […]

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Pizza Town – SNL

>>>COPS ARE ALL OVER THE STASH HOUSE. SO, I’M LAYING LOW AT THE ABANDONED PIZZA TOWN, OFF ROUTE 16. LISTEN, IF YOU FIND THAT SNITCH, YOU KILL HIM. >>FREEZE, CAROZZI.>>SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE FUSE BOX AND GET SOME LIGHT ON IT.>>HOW’D YOU FIND ME? >>ONE OF YOUR BOYS RATTED YOU OUT. YOUR WHOLE […]

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Drugstore Sushi Recall | The Daily Show

If you just bought a tray of sushi from a drugstore or a gas station and you’re about to put one of those pieces in your mouth, wait. There’s something you need to watch first. Ready-to-eat sushi, salad and spring rolls are being voluntarily recalled over fears of listeria contamination. The Fuji Food Products are […]

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Mystery Pizza Box w/ Harlem Globetrotters

WE’VE COME DOWN TO PRIME PIZZA TO PLAY A GAME OF MYSTERY PIZZA BOX WE’RE GOING TO UNSUSPECTED PEOPLE WHO HAVE ASKED FOR A PISA TO BE DELIVERED AND GIVE THEM A CHOICE. THEY CAN TAKE THE PISA THEY’VE ORDERED OR TAKE THE MYSTERY PIZZA BOX WHICH MAY BE BETTER OR WORSE THAN THE PIZZA […]

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You Won’t Like William Barr’s Seafood Restaurant

>>HEY THERE! DO YOU LOVE THE FEDERAL JUDICIARY? DO YOU LOVE SHRIMP? THEN COME ON DOWN TO BARR SHE BLOWS, THE ONLY SEAFOOD RESTAURANT WHERE YOU NEED A SUBPOENA TO SEE THE MENU.>>CAN I SEE THE MENU, PLEASE?>>HOW ABOUT I SUMMARIZE IT FOR YOU? FOOD, HOT, GOOD.>>THAT DOESN’T REALLY– I’D JUST LIKE TO SEE THE […]

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