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You Won’t Like William Barr’s Seafood Restaurant

>>HEY THERE! DO YOU LOVE THE FEDERAL JUDICIARY? DO YOU LOVE SHRIMP? THEN COME ON DOWN TO BARR SHE BLOWS, THE ONLY SEAFOOD RESTAURANT WHERE YOU NEED A SUBPOENA TO SEE THE MENU.>>CAN I SEE THE MENU, PLEASE?>>HOW ABOUT I SUMMARIZE IT FOR YOU? FOOD, HOT, GOOD.>>THAT DOESN’T REALLY– I’D JUST LIKE TO SEE THE […]

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Mystery Pizza Box w/ Seth Rogen & Dominic Cooper

HELLO. WE’RE HERE WITH OUR GOOD FRIEND SETH ROGEN AND WE’RE GOING TO PLAY MYSTERY PIZZA BOX. WE’RE GOING TO THE HOUSES OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE ORDERED GENUINE PIZZAS FROM HERE PRIME PIZZA AND OFFER THEM A CHOICE, EITHER HAVE THE PIZZA THAT THEY HAVE ORDERED OR THEY CAN OPEN THE MYSTERY PIZZA BOX WHICH […]

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Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Jimmy Kimmel

>>WHEN I SAID WE SHOULD GO OUT TO DINNER SOMETIME, THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.>>James: WELL, LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT WE’VE GOT HERE. OH MY WORD. SO WE’VE GOT JELLYFISH, WE HAVE CHICKEN FEET. GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE. WE HAVE A BULL PENIS. A THOUSAND-YEAR OLD EGG. WHICH I DONE […]

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Gordon Ramsay Loves This Restaurant

>>SO DAMN MAD, THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE? YOU DID SOMETHING — I WAS JEALOUS. I SAW THAT YOU WERE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS, OVER THE WEEKEND. AND YOU HAD ONE OF THE GREAT DINING SPOTS IN ALL THE UNITED STATES, FRANKLIN’S BARBECUE THERE. YOU ATE ALL THIS STUFF?>>[ BLEEP ] NO. [ LAUGHTER ]>>NO, NO, […]

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The Unbelievably Hilarious Amy Schumer

– Why don’t you move here, and then you’d have a bigger place? Do you like it here? – But–[sighs] I mean, I don’t fit in here– just straight up body type. Like, in L.A., my arms register as legs. They’re just like– [laughter] [laughter] They’re like, “Why is that octopus on Sunset?” “Is that–” […]

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Hotel Hell: Gordon Ramsay Visits James Corden’s B&B

NOW IMAGINE IF JAMES CORDEN THE HOST OF THE “LATE, LATE SHOW” HAD DECIDED TO TURN HIS LOS ANGELES HOME INTO A HOTEL, NOW, IT SOUNDS KIND OF BIZARRE BUT DID HE JUST THAT AND IT’S BEEN AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER. SO HE HAS CALLED ME DOWN TO CHECK IT OUT. THIS IS HOTEL HELL. CHEESIER […]

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Trevor Noah Interviews Stephen Colbert

YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT AS THE GUY WHOSE FACE IS ON THEw BUILDING, PLEASE WELCOME STEPHEN COLBERT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( THEME SONG PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( THEME SONG PLAYING )>>Stephen: OH, MY GOODNESS. WOW! I LOVE THAT BAND. I LOVE THAT BAND.>>Trevor: THAT WAS — I […]

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Gwen Stefani Carpool Karaoke (w/ George Clooney & Julia Roberts)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) TELL YOU WHAT, THIS TRAFFIC, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK TODAY. I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE IT.>>IT’S FINE. YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE JDZ REALLY?>>I FEEL LIKE WE’RE IN A VAN, IN THE BLACK.>>James: NO DOUBT. DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.>>PLEASE.>>James: […]

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Host at Sushi Restaurant Doesn’t Know How to Greet Disabilites

Hi everybody, welcome to episode 8 of dog vlog! I guess Stella’s vlogging the other way today. I’m comedian Drew Lynch, this is my puppy Stella. I should probably mention I have a stutter, did I say that? I know I said I had a Stella. She is a dog, and I’m the vlog- Why […]

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