Weird Japanese Pizza


I cannot believe how obscenely expensive pizzas in Japan are. It’s Halloween and Pizza Hut has a Halloween Pizza special. I know some people are gonna watch us and think We’re not. There’s lots of great pizza, today we’re gonna try the weird stuff. This by the way is a medium sized pizza. So we ordered two medium pizzas, and that was three thousand six hundred forty some odd yen, which is roughly THIRTY-SIX DOLLARS!! I’ve had slices of pizza this size for like two or three bucks So the Halloween special came with two pizzas and one of them is like a sweet pizza, and one is a savory pizza And I got to tell you the sweet pizza right now smells M: disgusting
S: It’s so You could smell the sugar of it, so you’re thinking of kind of like a dessert like a cinnamon doughnut It’s a smell that you have but then there’s all the savory Creamy undertone of the smell It smells vile, so we’re gonna start with it I got my nose too close to that one. We have four flavors of pizza here today We have the Hottest Potay Mayo, the Mayo beef potato The Quattro Fromage and the Double Bacon Tomato So this whole crust is covered with a cinnamon sugar sweetness to it. Why? S: Why is that considered Halloween? This is not Halloween right here But this is the stuff of nightmares so maybe you’re on the right track starting with the cheese! Here we are going Oh, my gosh. This caramel crust is all like becoming a juicy moistness. This is really THICC! S: Here we go
M: All right. S: Let’s go. M: Okay. Let’s do it Mmm the cheese part so far is fantastic, but I still smell the caramel But that cheese is hmm really good cheese! It’s like a ricotta S: This is really dense cheese
M: This is fantastically delicious though You’ve never had a cheese pizza like this It really is an even spread of four different kinds of cheese, right? Isn’t that mozzarella blob amazing? M: I’m just getting more and more S: excited No, uncomfortable because as you head towards the crust You can smell it and you know how your smell is really important when it comes to eating food I’m gonna bite the cinnamon cheese crust. I’m going in What is it inside the cross oh, it’s the crust cheese, it’s not a real cheese Well, it’s not that gooey chust kreeze that you usually like Did you call that chust kreeze? I actually don’t mind this caramel now Can I just tell you we picked the piece that we thought would be the grossest? But I think cheese and sugar might be okay This cheese one is amazing. Let me just say I’m rather disappointed I really wanted to have a terrible response to this, but I really like this I mean wow The cheese is fluffy and creamy And it just matches really well The inside cheese is not like those stringy mozzarella It tastes kind of like a Almost like a puffy cream cheese melt The cheese actually works really well with the sugar because the cheese doesn’t have like a strong Distinctive cheese flavor
M: That’s what I was saying it’s like a ricotta pudding I’m sad this is yummy Could be because we starved ourselves before eating this This one has tons of meat on it the one right beside it barely has any like look at how much meat’s on this one And you really got the short end of the stick there you ever have pizza with a friend and they grab a slice and it got like four pepperonis on it, and then you grab it And you just got like half a slice of one pepperoni on it. And your pepperoni fell off and lay it on theirs they didn’t Give it back to you So that’s kind of what’s happening here – mine is covered in like this stringy meat And it’s got this like yellow mustard mayo all over it, this one might be gross. Let’s see My first bite was delicious!
S: This is– This is so good. M: It’s like potato. So good. Oh my god Come on, Japan! I thought it was gonna be like excessive mayonnaise and something gross, but it’s actually like they didn’t use dough It’s like they used potato instead, so it’s almost like you’re eating a thinly sliced cooked potato pizza with a tiny bit of Like savory and cream on top just I want to have these potatoes by themselves M: This is infuriating!
S: This is upsettingly good! I want my money back. I’m gonna be like Dear Pizza Hut your pizza was good, and I’m furious!
S: Yeah I just ate a little nub of that potato on its own for science. And it was so freaking good. So freaking good. Oh Okay, let’s try the next two pieces and just see So this is the sausage and potato one with a little bit corn on it Don’t like corn on my pizza. Don’t like corn on my pizza. Okay, let’s try it out. Oh my god S: That’s so good
M: Infuriating The sausage itself is fantastic Good seasoning and salt balance
It’s smoky Yeah, it tastes like, not like a breakfast sausage, and it doesn’t taste like a McDonald’s patty sausage It tastes like a sausage that you would cut and dip in mustard I mean cause they put mustard on top of it the mustard and the sausage work really well together I really wanted a video of us suffering. I think it’s fun to suffer on camera. It’s enjoyable Ready? Blueberry sauce pizza crust. Not enjoyable. Did you eat the pocket of cinnamon cream cheese yet? I did Why is there cinnamon flavor on my pizza? Okay time for the crust This might be one of the worst things I’ve actually willingly eaten in Korea but I’m just liking this too much There is no way that I would ever order this pizza normally. I would never say hey guys What about a sausage corn potato cheese filled crust covered with sugar? And everyone will be like oh my god? That’s totally what I have a hankering for We ordered this kind of on a dare To be like Should we or shouldn’t we?? This is like somebody say hey I dare you to jump off that cliff, and then you jump up the cliff then you discover you could fly M: Yeah, and you’re like, “What the heck?”
S: Aww, man! This is not the BEST pizza. It’s got a lot of things going on, and so, for those of you that like simplicity, like you just want pepperoni and cheese, this is not gonna be for you, because every slice tastes like a different thing. The cheese one tasted like having cheese sampling— S: Every slice tastes like heaven.
M: I KNOW! Dx It’s so good. Rr! Oh my gawd! M: All right
S: I’m so… I’m fed up. Do you hear me? Rrrgh! Dx M: All right, let’s try this.
S: Mmm… M: Wow so many things in here.
S: The tomato in here is so sweet.
This is ridiculous. They chopped up what tastes like a fresh tomato salsa. Yeah, I mean look at these. These are like chunks of tomato It’s not just like that weird red sauce that you wind up putting on stuff that you THINK may be tomato But it kind of just like chunky ketchup What is this one’s supposed to be? Double bacon and tomato? So I thought to myself: isn’t tomato just tomato sauce? But it’s not! S: No They’ve actually done tomato sauce and then added extra to it Like actual tomato on this I’m just – I’m just I’m furious This is a good balance of crust to toppings because usually oh man I’m stuttering I’m so impressed by this all the toppings here are so generous yet Not overwhelming for the density of the crust this is science There’s a scientist that came here there needs to be a Nobel Prize for pizza. You need to calm down, okay This is too good, I’m angry! This isn’t the video that I wanted, this isn’t what I signed up for! Well, I give this a disappointing thumbs down Wow thoroughly disappointed ten out of ten Ten out of ten would order this for friends I think we should try the other one okay the other one I hope sucks What are your hopes and dreams for the second pizza? I want all the sausage to be like really really tough Yes, and chewy with those hard little nubbles in there which you think to yourself: This might actually be an unprocessed pig ear I definitely want to feel my stomach like evacuate you know when you eat something in and your stomach goes And it goes right into your intestines. I’m really looking forward to that I hope the whole thing is strange and unmanageably disgusting Please disappoint me, pizza. I wanna feel sad all right Pizza Number two has been in the oven it is nice and warm. That’s that problem It’s got saffron as we all know is a garbage thing to put on things Instead of cheese in the crust they have rolled in individual sausages, which I’m sure are gonna be terrible We have the deluxe and we have the cheese and cheese. the special uma bulgogi Okay, we have the tsuna mild Let’s – let’s do it. Let’s eat this and hate ourselves This feels really oily to start with this feels like Revoltingly oily
S: You know what this is too oily, Pizza Hut Here we go I don’t like this one at all. It’s way too salty, and it’s super oily I mean it’s not the most disgusting thing I’ve ever had but Well, did you try the crust? M: I’m gonna go backwards
S: Try the crust We just got hosed down I just squirted sausage all over the ground I’m just covered in Simon’s sausage My sausage juice is everywhere The sausage is actually really good.
S: That’s a nice smoky sausage Yeah, it’s really really juicy, it’s really really smoky But I don’t like this piece at all! No! So that one wasn’t the best one
M: No, in my opinion this one was just way too much stuff happening. It was salty, it was oily, the saffron – you couldn’t even taste it What would have made this a lot better?
Caramel sugar. Okay, I have room only for one more piece Oh, because you’ve been eating all your pieces!
S: because they’re delicious I just took a bite and then like examined it and put it back down again That is rank. This one is a tuna. You could see the tuna on right there That is some canned tuna So you ordered pizza with canned tuna on it, huh? **fart noise** It’s not that bad, whoa. But it’s also gross at the same time. oh, no, I don’t like that This is not just tuna this is tuna salad so the tuna has a lot of mayo mixed in if you ever get like those Tuna salads at Subway where they just do like those scoops of tuna, this is I think we can all vote together – should I put canned tuna on a pizza? Yes, no everyone in favor of no put your hand up I’m sorry. It is so overwhelmingly fishy and the mayonnaise got warm That’s like someone giving you a warm egg salad sandwich And you’re like
S: It needs to be cold and refreshing You want it to be like it did not rot in the sun for the past 25 minutes. You know why the first pieces were so good? Cause we were starving Nothing is quite as good for flavoring your food as hunger I disagree with you because that cheese pizza we had looked so gross, but when I bit in, it was fluffy, S: It was bombastic M: creamy cheese. Whoa. I don’t know how to feel about today. I feel confused I feel sleepy I need to take a nap Wake me up in a couple hours and I’ll come to a decision I need to go for a jog If you haven’t seen our previous pizza videos before we’re linking them in the playlist here and otherwise I want to know what’s the weirdest pizza that you’ve ever tried. We love trying out a whole bunch of different foods Even if we know that they might disappoint us I always think is gonna be a good story to tell I’m gonna remember this caramel sugar pizza forever I will, it might haunt our dreams. We might wake up and be like it’ll be like Szechuan sauce where we’re like I just want that caramel sugar crust! MM-Morty, do you– do you understand what I’m saying? It it just— blehh Really really need it I think that you gotta try out this caramel sugar Well, you’ve probably only got like a week left You’ll remember this forever. All right. Let’s go jog around the block. Let’s lift some weights. Let’s go have a green smoothie Um and get on with the rest of our day Burning up the pizza
S: I’m gonna go take a nap Burning off the pizza

100 comments on “Weird Japanese Pizza”

  1. Downdragon134 says:

    I'm waiting till the day they come out with a series of them just going around the world trying food 🙂 Also love you guys watched since a forever ago and will never stop!

  2. Michael Stöcker says:

    We have an Pizza-Shop here in Bochum in Germany where you can buy an Pizza with an Fruit-Curry on it. It has all kinds of Fruits on it like grapes, pineapple, peach. There is also chicken and cheese on the pizza. I only ordered it once to try it, but since then i order it all the time. It is super Delicious. There is no tomato-sauce on the pizza, only the sweet curry sauce (like an indian curry).
    They also have some pizzas with an honey sauce instead an tomato sauce. They are good too.
    Also we have an pizza-shop here with an good pizza gallina. It has the tomato-sauce, ham, spinat, jalapenos cheese and an

    fried egg on top, which is delicious.

  3. Gloria Knight says:

    Wow just wow

  4. Ryan Beck says:

    Those are chile threads. Not saffron

  5. GGjoe says:

    日本のピザは色々ありすぎて、やっぱり普通のが1番好き🍕

  6. GGjoe says:

    You guys are so funny! I really enjoy your videos!

  7. R.N Thomas says:

    Peanut butter and cheese. Willingly. I think it's like cannibalism, you develop a taste for it.

  8. Matthew Arroyo says:

    No tuna doesn't not go on pizza

  9. anniemarie jones says:

    Could you do a video about ordering delivery foods from around Tokyo?

  10. Sheldon Pon says:

    I've never seen ppl so angry about how good their pizza is.

  11. Daniela Llanos says:

    I love Martina's hair ! 😍😍

  12. Linh Tran says:

    Conclusion: 🇯🇵>🇰🇷

  13. 88DoMiNoE says:

    My weirdest pizza was with cherry tomatoes, yellow bell peppers and…spinach!!
    And I loved it xD!!!

  14. dominik diduch says:

    Im so hungry right now this video is NOT helping

  15. Ta aD says:

    Just sayin this before the tasting starts, the 4 cheese, quartto formage is actually good with sweet tasting things. example is with beef shigurini (correct my spelling, I know it's wrong) after eating an artichoke induced meat. Just learned it from Food Wars and im actually drooling so yeah whatever HAHAHA

  16. XTheTense GAMER says:

    When white people go to Japan 🇯🇵

  17. Celest Biohazard says:

    Still cheaper than that Korean pizza you had

  18. Dominick C says:

    Yaaas Rick and Morty reference

  19. kawaii shoujo says:

    Is it just me, or is it watching Simon and Martina really a stress relief therapy for me after a long shitty day at work and at home.

  20. Meg Alyathon says:

    You lived in Korea for 7 years and don't like corn on your pizza? 😂 That must've been terrible for you, I'm so sorry.

  21. moli1623 says:

    I love tune( not salad) on pizza! Fight me 😂

  22. wheeler1 says:

    LMAO @ "covered in Simon sauce"!

  23. huggledemon32 says:

    "I'm covered in Simon's Sausage" 😏😂

  24. Frederick Trinidad says:

    It backfired huh

  25. wolfadelia says:

    Fig jam/paserves on pizza is amazing! Place small blobs speratcally after spreading the tomato sause. It brings a burst of sweetness and cuts right through the fattyness. Works best on meat pizzas. So good!

  26. XYZ LUCINA says:

    Martina looks extra hot in this vid

  27. S Matty says:

    That’s not saffron it’s chili threads.

  28. Monse Mares Tapia says:

    I want it

  29. Olivia Bolivia says:

    When I got mayo on my pizza in Korea and I was like, "Bruh." I've eaten tentacles that still kick, 족발 (pigs feet, which I love now), intestines, etc but I CANNOT do warm mayo. Especially on my pizza.

  30. Nur Ummairah says:

    There is this cheese sugar bread sold in Singapore and it's absolutely the best

  31. ConstantCompanion says:

    Actually, one a my favorite closet Foods is a slice of cheddar cheese sprinkled with a generous layer of sugar.

  32. TheArtOfCheyenne says:

    It's about the same price in Co for about the same size

  33. Charles Cousino says:

    Heyo, I never reach out to you guys, but keep your head up! Me and my friends love what you do <3 !!

  34. Jeremy Coleman says:

    You guys are awesome. I wanna eat pizza now. I wanna be in Japan

  35. Jeremy Coleman says:

    Japan knows how to do weird right

  36. Jeremy Coleman says:

    Tuna on a pizza No

  37. Get Me Out of Here says:

    “Dear Pizza Hut—your pizza was good, and I’m furious!”—I love it, Martina. Lol🤣😂😆

  38. Soto Aivalis says:

    Tabi eats made a video last year (Japanese couple on YouTube) they got two pizzas they paid almost $100, guuuurl NO

  39. shawn stipe says:

    Margarita pizza was the strangest pizza I ever had but it was good. Spicy as hell and served with sour cream, i loved the sour cream on it.

  40. hell herz says:

    Love how you guys explane the taste so well. Weirdest pizza i´ve ever had was a "Currywurst und Pommes Pizza" which is a curry(yellow powder) ketchup sauce with sliced sausage and french fries with mayo on a pizza …. imagin the crispy fries (not) in Germany.

  41. Erinn Streeter says:

    Pizza Hut in the U.S. is vile, literally smells like hot vomit. Maybe if they made the Japanese versions, it would be edible, even if the toppings are strange.

  42. Firsona says:

    So, I know this video is super old, but, I saw it pop up on my recommended, and it reminded me, this was the first S&M video I ever watched =)

  43. Jessie Katt says:

    I love Simon and Martina but is anyone gonna break it to them that that is not saffron on the pizza… its shredded pepper…

  44. Kyle Donovan says:

    One of my favourite pizzas I've had came from Tokyo…dont remember what it was called but was in Shibuya and was New York City inspired

  45. tabletennisrubysuet says:

    Weirdest pizza i ever had was peanut butter, grape jelly and mayo with sausage

  46. the girl that likes roses says:

    hawaiin pizza is good

  47. kittenr4 says:

    I think maybe they were so expensive because of the high quality ingredients on the pizza? You get what you pay for I guess~ Unless all pizzas are expensive in Japan.

  48. TheGinnaWinna says:

    Please do this again if they have different flavors this year!

  49. soschadao says:

    dominoes pan pizza with feta, mushroom, and italian sausage

  50. kyoko chu says:

    i get tomato on my pizza all the time. it is so underrated!!!!!!

  51. Chantal P says:

    The weirdest pizza I've ever had would have to either be a pierogi or poutine pizza. Sooo good but odd combo.

  52. Jon Leonardsson says:

    I'm from Sweden, weird pizzas are standard here. What about curry or minced beef? Or banana and pineapple? Yeah those are among the usual's here in Sweden.

  53. Kenya Brotter says:

    The way Martina was holding the pizza makes me realize how pure she is…uwu <3

  54. Mr. Burrito says:

    There is stake pizza in japan to

  55. ༺M༻ says:

    the reason you have 1.4M subs now was that simon's t-shirt!

    he knows how to bait for chiks

  56. Luis Spezzia says:

    I thin i've seen this video like 10 times or more…

  57. Jurong Otter says:

    You mean like that undercooked piece of meat you had in the Korean Pizza Hut pizza?

    Tuna on pizza! Yes!

  58. conanbarbrien says:

    See? You were right. Ain't it good to be wrong? 😉

  59. mansi agrawal says:

    Every time they try a new slice I was ready for "uhhhh " "ehhhh" but now I just wanna try that pizza

  60. Mistress X says:

    As a italian i must say that pizza looks so damn yummy lol

  61. ghiagoo - War Robots says:

    Hey, YouTube is for family friendly entertainment. Don’t talk about shooting your sausage

  62. aira nabiha says:

    I thought u guys looked familiar..were you in runningman a few years back??

  63. NoTimeToExplain says:

    Cheese and sugar is not a weird mix in my country

  64. Bruce Leroy says:

    It's not pizza they just like sugar and mayonnaise

  65. noémi bora says:

    I really shouldn’t binge watch your food videos at night while starving….

  66. Nelson Pretti says:

    I was blown always by Martina's Rick and Morty reference

  67. Nalijay says:

    Pizza in Australia is really expensive too, unless you go pick up on a really basic 3 ingredient pizza. They charge like $15 delivery.

  68. Lauren Cliver says:

    Ok don’t think I’d eat any of those or pay that much for two mediums am I odd

  69. Teo Castro Santiago says:

    This is like spanish Telepizza’s pizzas, but they are cheaper and bigger 😂

  70. こーちゃん says:

    日本のピッツァは、なんと言うかバランスが良い

  71. Rym Gho says:

    It's not arabic sausage it's north african merguez.

  72. DanaBonn says:

    "Cheese and sugar might be okay."

    Then y'all have never had kunafa 😂🙈♥️

  73. Silentgrace11 says:

    Almost two years now, but I finally have a pizza to share: the BLT pizza. You have bacon, tomato and cheese sprinkled heartily onto a bare pizza crust. Bake until your ingredients are all good to go. Add finally shredded lettuce, then squirt fine lines of mayo along the top of the pizza like you would okonomiyaki.

    And it was absolutely freakin’ delicious.

  74. Eric Zoo says:

    This isn't my beautiful wife…

  75. Cassandra Kumpula says:

    "My sausage juice is everywhere." — Simon

  76. Drkqvoid Yt says:

    Martina’s hair styles are always very beautiful

  77. Asobimo says:

    You get twice the size of that pizza for 2.2 dollars and you can see its freshly made before you and it's baked in oven that runs on wood. Idk why is food so expensive in other places, or maybe we just have less money so everything has to be cheaper or it won't sell (not that I think about it, it's probably both)

  78. Musette D says:

    honestly when they first opened the pizza boxes my mouth watered they looked so good!

  79. いにの says:

    私もプルコギピザ好きじゃないです。味が濃すぎて喉が渇くw

  80. bogum4ever Bogum4ever says:

    Hope you can do domino pizza

  81. Adrian Love says:

    Lol My best friend in Shinjuku video called me and I talked him through a homemade pizza just last night.

  82. sbeatts says:

    "I just squirt my sausage all over you" "Im covered in simon sausage" "my sausage juice is everywhere "….. wow guys XD

  83. callamwong says:

    Japan is better at everything than everyone else

  84. WrinkleinTime42 says:

    I had sweet potato and kale pizza from a pizza shop in Berkeley CA that only sold 2 flavours a day, plain cheese and a special daily flavour.
    Very Bay Area, but still very delicious!! Alcohol and Cards Against Humanity helped 😅😂 In all seriousness, it was a delicious pizza!!!

  85. June Glow says:

    Okay but remember in Korea they were like 30$ each.

  86. Elena Ricapito says:

    Hey just to let you know, tuna and onion pizza is a thing in Italy, you know, the nation where pizza is from so.. Yes, 90% of italians loves it😉❤️

  87. Ristro44 says:

    Looking back at this…I feel like these are 'trick or treat' pizzas…and yall got tricked!

  88. kabukijo12 says:

    So I know I'm a little late to this party but… The weirdest pizza I've had (by far) was when I was making a pizza with my brother one time. It started off good with a nice dough, sauce that we made from scratch, cheese & turkey apple sausages. It was all ready to go into the oven but then we got into a heated discussion. I don't remember what we were arguing about but we both knew it was a stupid argument; half the time we couldn't keep a straight face. I don"t remember who started it but I think I said something like "you want me to put bananas on this pizza? cause I will" & he said "yeah & while you're at it why don't you add chocolate chips too", & I was like "Oh you think i wont?! & he was like "do it, no balls"

    Long story short we ended up with a quarter of our sausage cheese pizza also having chocolate chips & (what was a very ripe) banana on it. (He no ballsed me, I had to do it.)

  89. Vânia Fernandes says:

    Ik I'm late but I love canned tuna pizza. And what about canned tuna pizza with smoked salmon on top?? Yes!! But maybe that's just me cuz I love fish more than meat 🤷🏻‍♀️

  90. Celestt Kim says:

    Simon and Martina glowed up so much!!!

  91. Fman says:

    guya relax… they just used MSG on the pizzas. its actually really disgusting.

  92. Oliver john Kallesoe says:

    Pizza tonno e cipolla is honestly the best pizza. Not only does it taste good but when you cook it the smell of the onion and the warm tuna teleports you to Italy, and if you are already there then just enjoy this little slice of paradise.

  93. Lexie-loo says:

    Lol. When Japan is too good at food so your video idea is ruined.

  94. MylkT1023 says:

    My friends always give me crap about what i put on my pizza but because MOD is a beautiful thing; I put cilantro, roasted corn, spicy chicken sausage, and jalepenos on my pizza and of course Im like Simon and I gotta have my ranch

  95. Chris Fernandes says:

    On Brazil sweet pizzas are pretty normal

  96. PINK says:

    Reason why is obesity is lower here.

  97. Poslednji Krug u Monci says:

    Stupid Americans

  98. Blue Line says:

    I can understand why that Pizza has caramel on the sides of the crust. The sweetness of caramel reduces the saltiness of the ingredients composed of the majority of the pizza, therefore giving the pizza a more balanced flavor.

  99. Pe Graf says:

    welkome too sweden 2 delerary smal pizza lucky get under 40 usd !!

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